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Old 03-30-2017, 01:12 AM   #346
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Two gallons total? Not much reserve there.
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:10 AM   #347
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Old 03-30-2017, 10:39 AM   #348
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Old 03-30-2017, 03:31 PM   #349
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That was the worst thing to happen to me all day.

WIN!
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Old 06-05-2017, 01:48 PM   #350
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Good news: Heard from The Best Friend I'll Ever Have's son yesterday.

Bad news: He's in jail. 4th degree assault/domestic violence. No bail.
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Old 06-05-2017, 06:35 PM   #351
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Good news: No terror attack in US
Bad news: We're still shooting the fuck out of each other
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Old 06-07-2017, 12:56 PM   #352
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Raises an interesting question:

You are going to be murdered. Would you rather be killed by a friend or a stranger?
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Old 06-08-2017, 06:33 AM   #353
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I'll take stranger, unless I really need killin'.
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Old 06-08-2017, 10:04 AM   #354
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I'll take the friend. Mutual friends will know who did it, and the killer will know they know, and they will know the killer knows they know.
Then I'll be looking down from heaven just kidding, I'll be looking up watching it play out.
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Old 06-08-2017, 12:22 PM   #355
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I kinda like Bruce's line of thinking (yeah, I know, it scared me, too), sit back and watch the soap opera unfold.
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Old 06-08-2017, 10:03 PM   #356
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Stranger. Whatever the friend's reason for killing me, it might very well extend to harming my family, too. The stranger just wants money or something, he'll go away after I'm dead.
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Old 06-09-2017, 11:22 AM   #357
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You're ill and suffering. Euthanasia has just been made legal, but, you can't do it yourself.

Friend, or stranger?
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Old 06-09-2017, 11:29 AM   #358
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That's like do you take your old pet to the vet to be put down or shoot it yourself. It's a very personal thing depending on your relationship. That's a hell of a burden to put on a friend.
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Old 06-10-2017, 01:23 PM   #359
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But, it'd be a helluva thing to do for a friend who needed it, no?
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Old 06-10-2017, 02:18 PM   #360
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Truly a gift.
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