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Old 01-04-2015, 05:31 PM   #2971
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I was born with mine ... jus sayin.
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Old 01-05-2015, 01:12 PM   #2972
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I've been saying this for years. Literally.

Just Hit The Damn Deer
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Old 01-05-2015, 02:28 PM   #2973
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Old 01-07-2015, 04:40 PM   #2974
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KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER

Hey, didja hear about Kirby Delauter? Kirby Delauter is a councilman in Frederick County, Maryland. Kirby Delauter's name was in the paper. Kirby Delauter didn't want Kirby Delauter's name in the paper. Kirby Delauter told them Kirby Delauter didn't want "Kirby Delauter" to be printed without Kirby Delauter's permission. If the paper did print "Kirby Delauter" without Kirby Delauter's permission, Kirby Delauter threatened to sue.

The headline about the Kirby Delauter story read:

"Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter"

Did I mention Kirby Delauter's name?

It's Kirby Delauter.
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Old 01-07-2015, 07:03 PM   #2975
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Kirby Delauter? Is that the Kirby Delauter, R-District 5, on the County Council, of Frederick County Maryland? Of course, nobody should write about Kirby Delauter or use Kirby Delauter's name without his permission, just because he's a publicly elected politician. He's probably embarrassed his mama named him after a vacuum cleaner.
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Old 01-08-2015, 07:23 AM   #2976
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It's probably the same Kirby Delauter who visits Dental Excellence of Blue Bell, Pennsylvania.
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Old 01-08-2015, 04:20 PM   #2977
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Old 01-09-2015, 12:17 PM   #2978
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Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class.

Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through.

Don't Jerk and Drive.

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Old 01-16-2015, 08:33 AM   #2979
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St. Elmo family creates giant icicle in yard.
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When the temperature dropped about two weeks ago, Ragel and her son, Garrick Moreland, saw their chance. Moreland climbed into one of Ragelís trees, attached a hose, and turned on the water.
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Old 01-16-2015, 09:47 AM   #2980
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lol...I thought the figure was the Virgin Mary and they were recreating the "Mary in a Bathtub" phenom.
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:16 PM   #2981
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5-year-old invoiced for no-show at a birthday party

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360
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Old 01-20-2015, 01:35 AM   #2982
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Wow, mom's wrapped a little too tight.
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Old 01-20-2015, 01:51 AM   #2983
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Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class.

Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through.

Don't Jerk and Drive.

Ok... Who here has EVER rubbed one out whilst operating a motor vehicle?

Furthermore, who has had oral to fruition, whilst driving?

If you can answer 'me!' to both, then you are a total freak, and have my respeck.
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Old 01-20-2015, 08:07 AM   #2984
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Me for both, I am a total freak.
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Old 01-20-2015, 10:43 AM   #2985
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Snake bites customer on head in Lowe's
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