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Old 01-20-2009, 01:44 PM   #1
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Commercials

I just saw this one, it was so funny I had to go find it.

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Old 01-11-2013, 02:09 PM   #2
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I was reminded of this commercial by this post:

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Originally Posted by orthodoc View Post
I have a juicer - not a deluxe one, but it does some juices fairly well. I use chunks of apple and pear and a slice of peeled fresh ginger, just throw it all in the hopper. It's delicious.
I'm loving Grandpa in the basement.

It's in tha hoppah.



Hoppah.
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:45 AM   #3
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I laugh every time
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:53 PM   #4
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Best commercial ever.



eta. this was a parody of an actual TV commercial.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:24 AM   #5
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Try to guess what this commercial's about (GIANT SPOILER IN THE TITLEBAR, AVOID IF POSSIBLE).
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Old 04-17-2013, 12:04 PM   #6
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a cow orker, gothychick, just told me about this one.

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Old 04-17-2013, 12:07 PM   #7
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Oh, thanks for the tread res...

I saw this last night and cracked up.

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Old 04-17-2013, 12:27 PM   #8
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I do quite enjoy the new Kmart commercial:

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Old 04-17-2013, 12:40 PM   #9
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I tried really really hard not to laugh at that, but I couldn't help myself!
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Old 04-17-2013, 12:41 PM   #10
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I just shipped my drawers!!!
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Old 04-17-2013, 12:43 PM   #11
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That's where I broke down. LOL
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Old 04-17-2013, 01:53 PM   #12
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I made it to "I just shipped my nighty.", before letting out one loud "Hah!!".
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:01 PM   #13
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Have any of you seen the Jimmy John's commercials?

To inform the uniformed Jimmy John's is a sandwich shoppe, and they deliver. Their motto is "Freaky Fast Delivery".

Their commercials invariably end with "Wow, that was fast!" And there are a lot of them. My favorite is this one, remember, there are like twenty different ones, and they all end with "Wow, that was fast!"

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Old 04-17-2013, 02:03 PM   #14
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:55 PM   #15
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re: Jimmy Johns...Of course their delivery is fast. They don't cook anything. It's cold meat sandwiches. WTF? Why on earth would you go buy a cold meat sandwich? You can make that at home. Anyone can. Anyone.

What else do they serve? You can go out back and grab a warm pop in a can?

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