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Old 04-20-2013, 09:44 AM   #31
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Old 04-20-2013, 09:46 AM   #32
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Old 04-20-2013, 01:29 PM   #33
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Their commercials are great...too bad their service sucks dicks like a whore with a bad crack habit...

*speaking as one of AT&T's customers*
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Old 04-21-2013, 11:42 AM   #34
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My only interaction with Jimmy Johns has been at my Baltimore conference. There is a Jimmy Johns in the hotel, and it's the cheapest place you can go for lunch without needing to go outside. In February, which, in Baltimore, is pretty damn miserable. My major disappointment with their fare is that they seem to have a misunderstanding as to what actually constitutes a "club." It's about more than just bacon. It's all about that slidey marriage amongst three slices of toast, tomatoes, lettuce, bacon, and the primary sandwich filling. Jimmy Johns misses that by a wide margin.

Overall, for just plain sandwiches, they aren't bad. There is interesting crap on the walls to read while you eat, and they manage to deal with high traffic times fairly efficiently.

But their house-brand chips are quite good, and they do that all you can drink so you can be fatter thing.
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Old 04-21-2013, 03:34 PM   #35
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Well, what kinda sandwich place don't want fat customers? It's good for business.

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Never trust a skinny cook.
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Old 04-21-2013, 03:37 PM   #36
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...they seem to have a misunderstanding as to what actually constitutes a "club." ...
Eleven (11) variations on the Club Sandwich...just sayin'.
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:24 AM   #37
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Infinite Monkey got this in my head, and it won't go away.

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:27 AM   #38
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Love the old man at the end.

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Old 05-01-2013, 11:54 AM   #39
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:18 AM   #40
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Calling all geeks. This Audi commercial with the two Spocks is a hoot.

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Old 05-08-2013, 10:31 AM   #41
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Awesome. That was some inspired casting, having him as the young Spock. He was my second favourite thing about the last Star Trek movie. First was Peggers, natch.
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:31 AM   #42
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Who's the guy at the end? I feel like I'm missing the reference.
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:36 AM   #43
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I think it's nobody, just that the car drives itself and is better than both their cars, if you go for that sort of thing.
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Old 05-08-2013, 10:37 AM   #44
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This advert, I hate. Really, really hate. Prizes* for the first dwellar to identify why I hate this advert.







*not really.
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Old 05-08-2013, 12:15 PM   #45
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I couldn't speak to your hatred of it, but the statement that "nobody makes chicken grills like Bird's Eye" is probably self-evidently true, and irrelevant to whether the product is good or not.
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