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Old 07-17-2012, 01:35 PM   #46
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:38 PM   #47
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Reminded me of this:

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Old 07-17-2012, 01:44 PM   #48
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strapped?

I'm honestly glad I don't have to strap anything. That would be a nuisance.
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:47 PM   #49
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Old 07-17-2012, 04:27 PM   #50
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I was gonna take a pic of my forearm and a ruler to visualize 13.5 inches. And I did. But, look in the background, at the commercial on the tv...


'Go long' indeed.



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Old 07-17-2012, 04:58 PM   #51
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Umm Grav...why were you measuring your arm?
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:11 PM   #52
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Umm Grav...why were you measuring your arm?
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Old 07-18-2012, 07:15 AM   #53
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Dude should go through the airport again.

On viagra.
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Old 07-18-2012, 07:24 AM   #54
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Ahhh...ok :p
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:44 PM   #55
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Just. Stop. Raining.

Yo dawg, I heard you like news, so I put a news headline in a news story so you can read the news while you read the news.

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Old 07-18-2012, 12:48 PM   #56
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Yeah, that would not be fun. having a 13.5" schlonse, I mean. It would be fun SOMETIMES... like at a party, you could chase people around with it... or win bets or something... but unless you had a girl with an equally large vahjayjay, you'd NEVER get to sink it to the bezel. And you'd get light headed when you got hard.... the airport would be the least of the inconveniences.
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:18 PM   #57
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I hope that was just a "comedy" anecdote.
Exposing yourself in a public place makes you a skeez in my book.

That said, I'd hate to fall head over heels in love with a man with a 13.5" cock.
OWWWWW.
I'd prefer 4" (better for anal too)
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Old 07-18-2012, 03:43 PM   #58
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Ahem...Hi, my name's Gravdigr, and I like long walks on the beach, sunsets...
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:00 PM   #59
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What, like, in their arms???

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Bath salts-related story here.
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Old 07-20-2012, 07:15 AM   #60
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No, it clearly says they caught him in his underwear.

I hope it was elasticised.
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