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Old 03-08-2017, 11:05 PM   #1
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Home Made Gifts

Hey kids, Mom’s/Grandma’s/Aunt Bea’s birthday is coming up and you don’t have any money. Maybe the school bully took it, or you gave it to Alice/Andy to see what was inside their underpants, or you gave it to that strange man with the overcoat that hangs around the playground.
You used to be able to wash off a rock and claim it was a Pet Rock but you lost the packaging, but that won’t cut it anymore.
No problem, just paint the rock!
I guaranty they’ll be all teary eyed and huggy no matter how badly you paint.
CAUTION, If you try this on Sis she will critique the shit out of it.
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Old 03-09-2017, 12:36 AM   #2
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Old 03-09-2017, 07:59 AM   #3
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It's the rock version of
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Old 03-09-2017, 03:12 PM   #4
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FIFY:

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Also, shorse (snicker).
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Old 03-09-2017, 03:30 PM   #5
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Old 03-09-2017, 03:45 PM   #6
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Reminds me of a verse from "Skullcrusher Mountain" by Jonathan Coulton:

♪ ♫I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
♪ ♫
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:10 PM   #7
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That badger in the OP is awesome!

Momdigr does this occasionally, the rock-painting-thing:

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One billion points if you can tell me where that lighthouse is.
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:12 PM   #8
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And I don't mean my living room.
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Old 03-09-2017, 06:58 PM   #9
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I love that line, isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
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Old 05-05-2017, 08:42 PM   #10
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The kids can make these for grandparents, aunts, and uncles, people who will love it or at least old enough to be polite if the don't.
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