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Old 09-27-2010, 03:37 AM   #1186
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You write sexy very well Gravedigr..
I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.

I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:54 AM   #1187
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I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.

I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.
I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:00 AM   #1188
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A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:22 AM   #1189
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A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.
There's a Neil Armstrong joke in there somewhere...
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:53 PM   #1190
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And I wouldn't loan money to my dick.
That's probably wise. Next thing you know you would have a pimp in pink glasses hangin out in your driveway.
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:48 PM   #1191
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I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.
Oh, there are pictures, my friend.
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:38 PM   #1192
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* He would want her more if it was on her stomach, but this time it was on a dirty sock next to the bed.
Stay outta my room.
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Old 11-20-2010, 04:38 PM   #1193
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Imagine This

Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?
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Old 11-20-2010, 04:39 PM   #1194
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Heheh, check out the time of post for the last two posts. Kinda freaky.
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Old 11-21-2010, 01:27 AM   #1195
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Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?
Hey man and I'm happy if the Earth just moves, y'know?
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:58 AM   #1196
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Imagine this:

For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond.

All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night.

How's things in the clean world?
After the explosion, where did your dick land?
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Old 11-24-2010, 03:40 PM   #1197
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It was atomized. You get a little every time you breathe.
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Old 04-29-2011, 02:13 PM   #1198
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She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:57 PM   #1199
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After the explosion, where did your dick land?
There once was a woman named Alice
who employed a TNT phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And part of her asshole in Dallas
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:02 PM   #1200
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@ 3foot!

reminds me of:

there once was a man from Nantucket
to took a pig in the thicket to ________
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