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Old 12-31-2014, 03:06 PM   #5776
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Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!!
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Old 12-31-2014, 03:29 PM   #5777
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Old 12-31-2014, 05:11 PM   #5778
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Old 12-31-2014, 06:29 PM   #5779
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Here in about an hour or so, Ima walk into Little Caesar's and buy every Hot 'n' Ready pizza they got.

If they got any.



ETA: I ain't really feeling it this year. I bet I'm in bed by 10.
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:04 PM   #5780
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Missed it by thirty minutes.
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:08 PM   #5781
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Old 01-03-2015, 11:39 PM   #5782
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Good lord NFL get some professional referees.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:57 PM   #5783
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:14 PM   #5784
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See, here's the thing: Benny apologized to everyone for his failure to bring the game through. But, little known fact...except as told by Benny...he had some whiplash. HE HAD SOME WHIPWHASH! But he played through, after flopping like a soccer player. Poor Benny. So it's not his fault really, but he's following his publicist's guidance. Benny needs some creds. Flop, cred, flop, cred.

It must be the referees' fault. Of course!
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:17 PM   #5785
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:57 PM   #5786
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lol
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Old 01-04-2015, 06:52 PM   #5787
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It must be the referees' fault. Of course!
Nah, they played a terrible game, but the refs did take a touchdown off the board when a Raven soccer flopped to create the illusion of a hold and Miller was sent off the field by the refs to check for a concussion on a helmet to helmet tackle that somehow went without a flag.

I know you hate Ben because he is a worse person than Johnny Manziel, but he was injured on that play and should have been sidelined. How'd the Browns make out in the first round?
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Old 01-05-2015, 03:29 PM   #5788
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Re: NFL Bad Lip Reading

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Old 01-15-2015, 10:41 PM   #5789
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One of the kitchen lights got re-angled o it was shining straight in my eyes when I looked up at beest in the doorway. I is blinded
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Old 02-08-2015, 07:48 PM   #5790
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I'm usually good with knives. I am very careful about putting them upside down in the dish drainer and such. But today I reached into the sink to grab a plate and forgot I had my most best and serrated lifetime of sharpness knife in there. I sliced the crap out of my right pinkie finger. It stopped bleeding, but it is important for typing the letter P, and for enter, and for right shifting. It's so sore! That will learn me!
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