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Old 05-29-2018, 09:30 PM   #661
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Is this, like, a date? Or is she just drumming up business referrals? I hope it's the former!
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Old 05-31-2018, 03:52 PM   #662
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IDk what I hope it is.
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Old 05-31-2018, 11:34 PM   #663
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IDk what I hope it is.
You animal you!
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:21 PM   #664
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It's looking like North Korea may replace Mexico as a retirement destination abroad.
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Old 06-12-2018, 06:52 AM   #665
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I can see a land of Trumpkin Villages recreating NK, old white folks dotting the landscape. So much bigly beauty.
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Old 06-30-2018, 09:16 AM   #666
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On Facebook there was an article posted about who should pay on a first date.

My response:

Neither should pay because I believe in adventure on a first date. You make reservations under a false identity at a restaurant. Order anything you want, have a wonderful time. Then towards the end when things start to wind down call over the server and ask them to give your compliments to the chef. In fact, the food was so good you would like to thank them personally and insist they bring the chef over to your table. Once they leave explain to your date that on the count of 3 you will both stand up and calmly walk out of the restaurant. Done.

A few tips:
  • Make sure this is a restaurant that you will never want to visit again.
  • Do the simple math on how much the bill would have been and leave a 20% tip for the server.
  • If your date gives you any resistance about leaving then give them 1 chance to change their mind, if they refuse, then say "You're on your own, sucker!" in the voice of James Cagney and leave immediately.
  • If you're accosted for any reason between your table and the exit look wild-eyed at your date and start screaming "CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!" and bolt in a different direction. No you did not have any prior contingency plan for such an event, but in the confusion you will be able to make a getaway and self preservation is all that matters.
  • Enjoy.
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Old 06-30-2018, 09:21 AM   #667
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Welcome aboard Thatch Slasher.
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Old 06-30-2018, 09:36 AM   #668
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Thatch Slasher's first post was #666. Better keep an eye on this newbie.
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Old 06-30-2018, 10:40 AM   #669
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Thatch Slasher? Do you work at Great Clips or Fantastic Sam's?
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Old 06-30-2018, 10:51 AM   #670
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Good idea, keep up the distractions. That pirate is here for our devil fruits.
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Old 06-30-2018, 02:20 PM   #671
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He'd best keep his crummy dick beaters off m'devil fruit.

I won't tolerate it.
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:04 AM   #672
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It has just occurred to me that, as I sit here, Donald is about 2 miles away.

As random thoughts go, I think it qualifies.
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:24 AM   #673
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Do you feel any smarter? If not, he's probably not carrying much money with him.
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:25 AM   #674
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Did you download American Idiot yet?

Random thought: It's all the fault of Fox News, which means it's not 'Merica's fault for having a shitty education system, blame Murdoch.
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:29 AM   #675
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What a coincidence, AI also stands for Artificial Intelligence.

Just a random thought.
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