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Old 12-21-2017, 10:29 PM   #1
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Dec 22nd, 2017: Donít Stick Yours in Crazy

Youíve heard it before, donít stick your dick in crazy, but did it register? Did it sink in?
Did you think about it with your when big head had the blood supply?
But, but, you say, how do I know if theyíre crazy?
Not too hard, spend some time getting to know them and you'll get a glimpse of crazy at least bobbing to the surface pretty quickly.
But, but, what if weíve just met, and I really want to?
If you've just met and she says yes, she's crazy. If she says no, it's rape and will make her crazy. Capisce?

Case in point...

Learn from history or repeat it, your choice.

Everything is interesting... look closer.
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Old 12-23-2017, 11:02 AM   #2
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I like rape. If a woman wants to rape me then I will tear my own clothes off.
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Old 12-23-2017, 11:08 AM   #3
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and if it's a guy?
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Old 12-23-2017, 11:52 AM   #4
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I read that seemingly hetero men wanting to be raped by women are latent bisexuals. Something to do with the need to be dominated transcending orientation.
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Old 12-23-2017, 03:58 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by captainhook455 View Post
I like rape. If a woman wants to rape me then I will tear my own clothes off.
From Blazing Saddles:

"What are your qualifications?"

"Murder, rape, arson, assault, and rape".

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."

Rape's not good, mmkay?

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