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Old 05-15-2008, 11:02 AM   #331
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You're leaving them beer? What a good dad you are!

PARTY!
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:07 AM   #332
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There was a big "breaking news" story on the local news the other night about a bunch of teenagers who were...wait for it....DRINKING BEER!

Man, I know things are different than when I was a kid but this is breaking news? I'm surprised they didn't call in the damn SWAT team.
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:00 PM   #333
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Install plenty of hidden cameras. This could be a goldmine.
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:24 PM   #334
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:25 PM   #335
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Yoo-hoo?
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:27 PM   #336
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You don't like Yoo-hoo? That's good stuff!
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:27 PM   #337
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THAT's what you should drink!
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:36 PM   #338
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Maybe they will have a huge party that gets lots of news coverage while you're gone.
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:48 PM   #339
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I apparently cannot each lunch without exercising that hole in my lip. So now I have to go through the rest of the day at work with a dirty shirt.

(dirtyshirtdirtyshirtdirtyshirtdutyshirtdutyshitdutyshitdoodieshitdoodiedoodie)
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Old 05-15-2008, 03:39 PM   #340
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Maybe they will have a huge party that gets lots of news coverage while you're gone.
My friends and I would drive around with Mountain Dew bottles (I don't even do the dew) hoping they would get mistaken for Genessee or Little Kings (pop came in real bottles those days, kids.) It's just kids getting a giggle.

Man, people make mountains out of molekegs! Root beer, folks! Teenagers, folks! Sheesh!
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Old 05-15-2008, 03:43 PM   #341
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There were times when I would drink one liter bottles of soda out of a brown paper bag back in the day...it's always good to test your local law enforcement anyway.
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:52 PM   #342
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Man, people make mountains out of molekegs! Root beer, folks! Teenagers, folks! Sheesh!
I've had a theory that's gotten more and more evidence as time passes... some people simply don't possess a sense of humor. They've apparently had it beaten into them that Real Adults(tm) are always. . . and I mean ALWAYS . . . Serious(tm) . . . because any reaction to any situation other than Complete And Total Seriousness(tm) will result in the kids running wild and getting all kinds of crazy notions that they otherwise wouldn't come up with.
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:11 PM   #343
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I've had a theory that's gotten more and more evidence as time passes... some people simply don't possess a sense of humor. They've apparently had it beaten into them that Real Adults(tm) are always. . . and I mean ALWAYS . . . Serious(tm) . . . because any reaction to any situation other than Complete And Total Seriousness(tm) will result in the kids running wild and getting all kinds of crazy notions that they otherwise wouldn't come up with.
Damn, man. I think you hit the nail on the head. Fortunately, I never got that memo.

Sure kids need guidance and discipline...but they also need to be kids and do stupid kid things.

Now I have to go call SteveDallas and ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can. Please alert the FBI.
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:28 PM   #344
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if they only knew how goofy real adults actually are
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:55 PM   #345
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I've had a theory that's gotten more and more evidence as time passes... some people simply don't possess a sense of humor. They've apparently had it beaten into them that Real Adults(tm) are always. . . and I mean ALWAYS . . . Serious(tm) . . . because any reaction to any situation other than Complete And Total Seriousness(tm) will result in the kids running wild and getting all kinds of crazy notions that they otherwise wouldn't come up with.
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