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theotherguy · 09-20-2007, 03:43 PM

i have that problem. a wife who knows me very, very well and won't take any of my shit. oh, and opininated. not that jinx is. i am sure she is great. wonderful in fact. sorry honey. i love you. please don't hit me again. wait, it's your wife. not mine.

lumberjim · 10-02-2007, 07:33 PM

mmmm......good turkey in a bag. thank you.

DucksNuts · 10-02-2007, 08:23 PM

You yanks n your turkey

Aliantha · 10-02-2007, 08:24 PM

gobble gobble

monster · 10-02-2007, 08:27 PM

See, even Ali can't get cock off her mind....

SteveDallas · 10-02-2007, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

You yanks n your turkey

Yankin' your turkey??

Aliantha · 10-02-2007, 08:45 PM

yes, I love cock

jinx · 10-02-2007, 08:45 PM

Pre-marinated turkey tenders, grilled. Friggin easy... y'welcome.

Aliantha · 10-02-2007, 08:48 PM

Jinx, how is it that you never fart?

jinx · 10-02-2007, 08:52 PM

I burp a lot.

monster · 10-02-2007, 08:52 PM

I never burp

DucksNuts · 10-02-2007, 09:17 PM

I burp and I fart

zippyt · 10-02-2007, 09:19 PM

thats why you don't bitch , you relive the pressure !!!

Aliantha · 10-02-2007, 09:30 PM

If you don't burp and fart you must blow up eventually...mustn't you???

My husband is jealous of how well I fart but he thinks he's the best burper.

I think the decision is still pending.

lumberjim · 10-02-2007, 10:45 PM

jinx has a gift. her burps turn heads in loud taprooms. my dad decided she was 'the one' after hearing her burp once in our early dating years.

we should, i think, at this stage, point out that this discussion came about because i gave her the user title ' never farts. ever.'

it's an exaggeration, obviously...she's not a seagull...i think it has to do with diet. she doesn't like bread...or beer......and her bacardi silvers are burpfodder.

Ok....now that we've discussed my lovely dainty wife's upper and lower GI function in great detail...I'm late for my beating.....It's always better if I just have her beat me first and tell her why afterwards. don't fear for me...it's worth it to me to bring you folks this level of entertainment.

09-20-2007, 03:43 PM	#46
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	i have that problem. a wife who knows me very, very well and won't take any of my shit. oh, and opininated. not that jinx is. i am sure she is great. wonderful in fact. sorry honey. i love you. please don't hit me again. wait, it's your wife. not mine. __________________ I should be working.

10-02-2007, 07:33 PM	#47
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	mmmm......good turkey in a bag. thank you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-02-2007, 08:24 PM	#49
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	gobble gobble __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-02-2007, 08:27 PM	#50
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	See, even Ali can't get cock off her mind.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2007, 08:45 PM	#52
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	yes, I love cock __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-02-2007, 08:23 PM	#48
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You yanks n your turkey

10-02-2007, 08:45 PM	#53
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Pre-marinated turkey tenders, grilled. Friggin easy... y'welcome. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-02-2007, 08:48 PM	#54
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Jinx, how is it that you never fart? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-02-2007, 08:52 PM	#55
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I burp a lot. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-02-2007, 08:52 PM	#56
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I never burp __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2007, 09:17 PM	#57
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I burp and I fart

10-02-2007, 09:19 PM	#58
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	thats why you don't bitch , you relive the pressure !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-02-2007, 09:30 PM	#59
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If you don't burp and fart you must blow up eventually...mustn't you??? My husband is jealous of how well I fart but he thinks he's the best burper. I think the decision is still pending. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-02-2007, 10:45 PM	#60
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	jinx has a gift. her burps turn heads in loud taprooms. my dad decided she was 'the one' after hearing her burp once in our early dating years. we should, i think, at this stage, point out that this discussion came about because i gave her the user title ' never farts. ever.' it's an exaggeration, obviously...she's not a seagull...i think it has to do with diet. she doesn't like bread...or beer......and her bacardi silvers are burpfodder. Ok....now that we've discussed my lovely dainty wife's upper and lower GI function in great detail...I'm late for my beating.....It's always better if I just have her beat me first and tell her why afterwards. don't fear for me...it's worth it to me to bring you folks this level of entertainment. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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