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Pico and ME · 03-08-2013, 09:13 AM

I only buy cheap earings. Im always losing them. More than likely they get sucked up into the vacume cleaner. So often I will hear that clink-clunk noise of something other than lint and dust getting sucked up, and I'll think...doh, there goes another one.

footfootfoot · 03-08-2013, 10:01 AM

I know the sound of an antique porcelain Sake cup being smithereened in a sink disposal.

infinite monkey · 03-08-2013, 10:16 AM

Does it sound like...victory?

orthodoc · 03-08-2013, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I know the sound of an antique porcelain Sake cup being smithereened in a sink disposal.

Oh no! That would sound like ... a small death. Accompanied by a sinking heart and slight nausea.

infinite monkey · 03-08-2013, 01:46 PM

Now I'm confused. Would it sound like victory or like an orgasm? A petit mort doesn't sound like crunching glass as far as I can recall. Unless you're really doin' it wrong, or you're really like, rusty and crunchy and stuff.

monster · 03-08-2013, 07:01 PM

enjoyed this

monster · 03-08-2013, 11:10 PM

fuck shit bollocks. I try not to be superstitious/whatever, but I was listening to and enjoying that (not my usual listening preference) before I learned about Bri.
RIP, my friend.

bigw00dy · 03-08-2013, 11:21 PM

I am so hungry right now and so much more lazier.

monster · 03-08-2013, 11:37 PM

Aliantha · 03-12-2013, 03:49 AM

I'm cooking a chicken simmer dish for dinner, and Max brought in 4 small chillis from the garden which I added.

They have a lot of punch. Glad the woosy non spicy people wont be dining with us tonight.

infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 11:51 AM

What the hell were Chip and Dale supposed to be, anyway? They're to Disney like Tweety Bird is to Looney Tunes: annoying and boring little troublemakers. Backstabbing lying fake-contrite little fuckers.

I always wished Sylvester would eat the crap out of Tweety. What a little asshole bird. There's a bright yellow beetle in town with Tweety bird crap all over it. How original. What I think would be funny would be to paint my beetle to look like Sylvester and just start following the Tweety car around town, see if anyone notices. See if Tweety gets the joke. I doubt it though.

I'm just amusing myself.

Lamplighter · 03-12-2013, 01:50 PM

Don't mess up your car. Someone will sell you a used one...

infinite monkey · 03-12-2013, 05:43 PM

Does that have an actual working jaw, and teeth?

That was just one of my snarky bits from my disjointed comedy routine. It segues into how i would order a nurse out if she had on tweety scrubs. "Get me that Daffy Duck nurse right now!"

I'll be here all week. Try the...Hey, where is everybody going?

Chocolatl · 03-12-2013, 07:41 PM

Yeah, I always felt bad for Sylvester. And for Daffy, too. Bugs is kind of an asshole sometimes.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-12-2013, 11:02 PM

Bugs is the supreme asshole, but he usually has to be provoked. The problem is he's so good at it, overreaction usually comes to mind.

03-08-2013, 09:13 AM	#3556
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I only buy cheap earings. Im always losing them. More than likely they get sucked up into the vacume cleaner. So often I will hear that clink-clunk noise of something other than lint and dust getting sucked up, and I'll think...doh, there goes another one. __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

03-08-2013, 10:01 AM	#3557
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I know the sound of an antique porcelain Sake cup being smithereened in a sink disposal. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-08-2013, 07:01 PM	#3561
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	enjoyed this __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-08-2013, 11:10 PM	#3562
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	fuck shit bollocks. I try not to be superstitious/whatever, but I was listening to and enjoying that (not my usual listening preference) before I learned about Bri. RIP, my friend. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-08-2013, 11:21 PM	#3563
bigw00dy I'm here once in a while Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 458	I am so hungry right now and so much more lazier. __________________ flickr®

03-08-2013, 10:16 AM	#3558
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Does it sound like...victory?

03-08-2013, 01:46 PM	#3560
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Now I'm confused. Would it sound like victory or like an orgasm? A petit mort doesn't sound like crunching glass as far as I can recall. Unless you're really doin' it wrong, or you're really like, rusty and crunchy and stuff.

03-08-2013, 11:37 PM	#3564
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-12-2013, 03:49 AM	#3565
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'm cooking a chicken simmer dish for dinner, and Max brought in 4 small chillis from the garden which I added. They have a lot of punch. Glad the woosy non spicy people wont be dining with us tonight. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-12-2013, 11:51 AM	#3566
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	What the hell were Chip and Dale supposed to be, anyway? They're to Disney like Tweety Bird is to Looney Tunes: annoying and boring little troublemakers. Backstabbing lying fake-contrite little fuckers. I always wished Sylvester would eat the crap out of Tweety. What a little asshole bird. There's a bright yellow beetle in town with Tweety bird crap all over it. How original. What I think would be funny would be to paint my beetle to look like Sylvester and just start following the Tweety car around town, see if anyone notices. See if Tweety gets the joke. I doubt it though. I'm just amusing myself.

03-12-2013, 01:50 PM	#3567
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Don't mess up your car. Someone will sell you a used one... Attached Images

03-12-2013, 05:43 PM	#3568
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Does that have an actual working jaw, and teeth? That was just one of my snarky bits from my disjointed comedy routine. It segues into how i would order a nurse out if she had on tweety scrubs. "Get me that Daffy Duck nurse right now!" I'll be here all week. Try the...Hey, where is everybody going?

03-12-2013, 07:41 PM	#3569
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Yeah, I always felt bad for Sylvester. And for Daffy, too. Bugs is kind of an asshole sometimes.

03-12-2013, 11:02 PM	#3570
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bugs is the supreme asshole, but he usually has to be provoked. The problem is he's so good at it, overreaction usually comes to mind. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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