6/19: Pepsi girl has twin brothers

Undertoad · 06-19-2001, 10:59 AM

In the midst of all the evil in the world today comes the news that... not only does the Pepsi girl have siblings, but TWIN brothers.

I should think this puts a new light on the whole death penalty thread. There the three of them are, together; what would you do if you had a rocket launcher? Some things are just instinct.

Jag, is this girl in Pepsi commercials in Au?

elSicomoro · 06-19-2001, 03:16 PM

*rofl*

Easy there Tony...she's young...there's a good chance for recovery.

modernhamlet · 06-19-2001, 03:26 PM

Sure, sycamore... That's what they said about Jerry Mathers (the Beaver) and Macaulay Culkin (Home Alone). Now they're in either rehab or counselling. Either way, the girl is clearly evil incarnate and any genes related to hers should be obliterated from the face of the planet.

Or maybe she just made a lot of money off of Pepsi. Is it her fault she landed a role Pepsi could have filled with any one of hundreds of cute annoying children? Look, I can't stand children under most circumstances, but if we're going to play the blame game, we might as well get it right...

This world is going to hell in a handbasket... and the corporations are charging us $29.95 for the trip.

tom

[Edited by modernhamlet on 06-19-2001 at 04:31 PM]

nebby · 06-20-2001, 10:57 PM

Hey now, that's not fair. I lived in a dorm last year with her cousin.. he's a very good guy and agrees that she is annoying as hell on TV

jaguar · 06-21-2001, 02:13 AM

Pepsi comemricals?
sorry this means nothign to me, i havne't seen any and i don't watch enough tv ot know anyway...I prefer to spend my time playing violent computer games which at least require some thought that watching mindless violence on tv....

plool · 06-30-2001, 04:06 AM

I can't be certain, but I'm fairly sure this girl was also one of the Smuckers(tm) kids at one point.

I only mention this because I have a suspicion the Smuckers(tm) factory is breeding these hellspawn. I mean, have you ever watched their commercials?

//shudder

06-21-2001, 02:13 AM	#5
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Pepsi comemricals? sorry this means nothign to me, i havne't seen any and i don't watch enough tv ot know anyway...I prefer to spend my time playing violent computer games which at least require some thought that watching mindless violence on tv.... __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-30-2001, 04:06 AM	#6
plool Questionist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Everett Posts: 8	Smuckers Kids I can't be certain, but I'm fairly sure this girl was also one of the Smuckers(tm) kids at one point. I only mention this because I have a suspicion the Smuckers(tm) factory is breeding these hellspawn. I mean, have you ever watched their commercials? //shudder __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." --Nietzsche Last edited by plool; 06-30-2001 at 04:37 AM.

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06-19-2001, 10:59 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In the midst of all the evil in the world today comes the news that... not only does the Pepsi girl have siblings, but TWIN brothers. I should think this puts a new light on the whole death penalty thread. There the three of them are, together; what would you do if you had a rocket launcher? Some things are just instinct. Jag, is this girl in Pepsi commercials in Au?

06-19-2001, 03:16 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	rofl Easy there Tony...she's young...there's a good chance for recovery.

06-19-2001, 03:26 PM	#3
modernhamlet Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 37	Sure, sycamore... That's what they said about Jerry Mathers (the Beaver) and Macaulay Culkin (Home Alone). Now they're in either rehab or counselling. Either way, the girl is clearly evil incarnate and any genes related to hers should be obliterated from the face of the planet. Or maybe she just made a lot of money off of Pepsi. Is it her fault she landed a role Pepsi could have filled with any one of hundreds of cute annoying children? Look, I can't stand children under most circumstances, but if we're going to play the blame game, we might as well get it right... This world is going to hell in a handbasket... and the corporations are charging us $29.95 for the trip. tom [Edited by modernhamlet on 06-19-2001 at 04:31 PM]

06-20-2001, 10:57 PM	#4
nebby Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 6	Hey now, that's not fair. I lived in a dorm last year with her cousin.. he's a very good guy and agrees that she is annoying as hell on TV

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