The Sex Thread - Page 30

mrnoodle · 08-03-2005, 02:05 PM

dang, son. you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope.

up the ante. suggest something you'd have to talk her into :O

Trilby · 08-03-2005, 02:22 PM

lookout, you are a darling, sweet, thoughtful man. Your wife is lucky to have you (even though you DO look like Michael Stipe--

Honey, honey--do NOT say what you just posted to the wife. It would devestate her. Instead, like noodle advised, up the ante or tell her in an EXTREMELY 'round about way that you'd like to chase her. I mean very 'round about. Like, whisper man-chase-woman fantasies in her ear while you're licking her yummy parts. She is enjoying her body-and YOURS-and I am certain she would take the hint. And kudos on all the sex! You beast!

I will probably NEVER have sex again, so keep me posted, OK?

plthijinx · 08-03-2005, 03:25 PM

that and/or a different place......some place a little risque perhaps. or bring home a new toy or clothing.....

and Bri....you've had it more recently than me so stop complaining!

(actually, i've got a prospect! yipee!!)

Trilby · 08-03-2005, 03:33 PM

plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact!

I do indeed like the "different place" scenario--i suggest the confessional in a RC church--hey, it was good enough for me! Or, actually, the men's restroom of the nearest Subway resturaant...the sink's are very, very well attached to the wall.

*very bad girl who doesn't give a hang*

plthijinx · 08-03-2005, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact!

just going by what you said last week or the week before. (on a tuesday i think?)

08-03-2005, 05:12 PM

I seriously doubt that I will ever have sex again, the ax murderer shook my confidence SO badly - not so much in men, as in my ability to chose a decent one. Bet my dry spell is longer than anybody's.

Doing it in a church is always interesting.

I swear, Lookout, you men are never happy. You'll complain if you are the ones who always have to ask for sex, then you get bored if we respond by saying, "Ooooh, baby, you're so hot! I want you!"

Anyways, I'd say leave some article laying around about how men always like the chase where your wife can sort of innocently come across it. If I can find a link for you, I'll post it here. Links! Maybe you guys could do whips and chains?

lookout123 · 08-03-2005, 05:44 PM

see? i knew some of you would think i was complaining. i absolutely am not - i would be crazy to do such a thing.

as far as trying something new? there isn't a whole lot left out there short of bringing someone new into the mix, and i won't do that inside of the marriage context. doesn't really do it for me anymore anyway.

i will most likely just ride it out and see how long this goes on. that first day she doesn't initiate... ooooh boy, LOOKOUT!

BigV · 08-03-2005, 07:49 PM

I know you're not complaining. It *does* sound funny out loud like that though. Anyway, in the spirit of seeking something you don't have, why not suggest--wait for it....

wa--aa--aa--aa-it....

some Antici

PATION! (ala Rocky Horror Picture Show, the pronounciation of the word, not the rubbing of the slippery bits)

Not to get all tantric on you, but just plain hunger, like the hunger that comes from /not/ being satiated. Like most good things, this should be shared beforehand so there's no room for misinterpretation. Play a game of who can resist the longest. Someone as in touch with her inner nymph as she is, and in tune with *your* pleasure I imagine would be happy to scratch this new itch. Badass salesman that you are, I know you could sell this, l123. Remind each other of the recently forgotten allure of playing hard to get. *Playing* hard to get. I wouldn't want it to turn ugly from a misunderstanding.

Full disclosure--The above is all total specuation. My advice is worth less than half what you paid for it, so caveat emptor. I am frequently reminded of how full of sh*t I am, and this may be one of my periodic deliveries to make room for more. Oh, and Good Luck both of you. It's a sweet problem to have, really.

BrianR · 08-03-2005, 09:12 PM

on blowjobs...I usually pass on this NSFW link for those who require assistance. I find the techniques described therein to be very on-target.

YMMV

Brian

mrnoodle · 08-04-2005, 11:13 AM

I was only accusing you of complaining because you were expecting it

Roleplaying strikes me as kinda odd (Reno 911 had a hilarious bit about it a few weeks ago), but if you couch the "make me chase you" idea in a little bit of playacting, she might see the value sooner, and without feeling criticized.

footfootfoot · 08-04-2005, 03:04 PM

Lookout123 goes to his shrink and says:
"I've got a mental problem and a physical problem."

The shrink says "fine, tell me the mental problem and then we'll tackle the physical one."

"My wife is insatiable, she's gotta have it all the time. I get up at 5:30 and we make love before I can even get a drink of water. Just as I'm about to leave for work, she makes me screw her on the kitchen table. She shows up at my office during my coffee break and we do it in the stationary closet, she hangs around until lunch and we do it again before I can eat lunch. When I get home from work she's there at the door, expecting it again before I have a chance to change, then again before dinner, once before bed and before I know it it's 5:30 in the morning and it is starting all over again.

I tell you doc, I don't know what to do."

"My god," the doc replies "That is awful. Well, what's your physical problem?"

Lookout says "Every time I jerk off I get this wicked headache"

In other words, it could be a lot worse.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse · 08-05-2005, 04:01 PM

Why I hate this thread: I was eating pizza with LOTS of crushed red peppers on it and began laughing so hard that the little red peppers have become lodged in my NOSE! OUCH! And on top of that, I can't.... stand up and away from my desk right now. Thanks, Brianna.

Why I love this thread: See above.

Trilby · 08-05-2005, 04:45 PM

My work here is done!

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse · 08-05-2005, 05:47 PM

So here's a question for you: What aspect of you most resembles a porn star?

Trilby · 08-05-2005, 06:16 PM

My eyes

08-03-2005, 02:22 PM	#437
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	lookout, you are a darling, sweet, thoughtful man. Your wife is lucky to have you (even though you DO look like Michael Stipe-- Honey, honey--do NOT say what you just posted to the wife. It would devestate her. Instead, like noodle advised, up the ante or tell her in an EXTREMELY 'round about way that you'd like to chase her. I mean very 'round about. Like, whisper man-chase-woman fantasies in her ear while you're licking her yummy parts. She is enjoying her body-and YOURS-and I am certain she would take the hint. And kudos on all the sex! You beast! I will probably NEVER have sex again, so keep me posted, OK? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 08-03-2005 at 02:22 PM. Reason: english is escaping me....

08-03-2005, 03:25 PM	#438
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	that and/or a different place......some place a little risque perhaps. or bring home a new toy or clothing..... and Bri....you've had it more recently than me so stop complaining! (actually, i've got a prospect! yipee!!) __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-03-2005, 03:33 PM	#439
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact! I do indeed like the "different place" scenario--i suggest the confessional in a RC church--hey, it was good enough for me! Or, actually, the men's restroom of the nearest Subway resturaant...the sink's are very, very well attached to the wall. very bad girl who doesn't give a hang __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-03-2005, 05:44 PM	#442
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	see? i knew some of you would think i was complaining. i absolutely am not - i would be crazy to do such a thing. as far as trying something new? there isn't a whole lot left out there short of bringing someone new into the mix, and i won't do that inside of the marriage context. doesn't really do it for me anymore anyway. i will most likely just ride it out and see how long this goes on. that first day she doesn't initiate... ooooh boy, LOOKOUT! __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-03-2005, 07:49 PM	#443
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I know you're not complaining. It does sound funny out loud like that though. Anyway, in the spirit of seeking something you don't have, why not suggest--wait for it.... wa--aa--aa--aa-it.... some Antici PATION! (ala Rocky Horror Picture Show, the pronounciation of the word, not the rubbing of the slippery bits) Not to get all tantric on you, but just plain hunger, like the hunger that comes from /not/ being satiated. Like most good things, this should be shared beforehand so there's no room for misinterpretation. Play a game of who can resist the longest. Someone as in touch with her inner nymph as she is, and in tune with your pleasure I imagine would be happy to scratch this new itch. Badass salesman that you are, I know you could sell this, l123. Remind each other of the recently forgotten allure of playing hard to get. Playing hard to get. I wouldn't want it to turn ugly from a misunderstanding. Full disclosure--The above is all total specuation. My advice is worth less than half what you paid for it, so caveat emptor. I am frequently reminded of how full of sh*t I am, and this may be one of my periodic deliveries to make room for more. Oh, and Good Luck both of you. It's a sweet problem to have, really. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-03-2005, 02:05 PM	#436
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	dang, son. you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope. up the ante. suggest something you'd have to talk her into :O

08-03-2005, 05:12 PM	#441
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I seriously doubt that I will ever have sex again, the ax murderer shook my confidence SO badly - not so much in men, as in my ability to chose a decent one. Bet my dry spell is longer than anybody's. Doing it in a church is always interesting. I swear, Lookout, you men are never happy. You'll complain if you are the ones who always have to ask for sex, then you get bored if we respond by saying, "Ooooh, baby, you're so hot! I want you!" Anyways, I'd say leave some article laying around about how men always like the chase where your wife can sort of innocently come across it. If I can find a link for you, I'll post it here. Links! Maybe you guys could do whips and chains?

08-03-2005, 09:12 PM	#444
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	on blowjobs...I usually pass on this NSFW link for those who require assistance. I find the techniques described therein to be very on-target. YMMV Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-04-2005, 11:13 AM	#445
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I was only accusing you of complaining because you were expecting it Roleplaying strikes me as kinda odd (Reno 911 had a hilarious bit about it a few weeks ago), but if you couch the "make me chase you" idea in a little bit of playacting, she might see the value sooner, and without feeling criticized.

08-04-2005, 03:04 PM	#446
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Lookout123 goes to his shrink and says: "I've got a mental problem and a physical problem." The shrink says "fine, tell me the mental problem and then we'll tackle the physical one." "My wife is insatiable, she's gotta have it all the time. I get up at 5:30 and we make love before I can even get a drink of water. Just as I'm about to leave for work, she makes me screw her on the kitchen table. She shows up at my office during my coffee break and we do it in the stationary closet, she hangs around until lunch and we do it again before I can eat lunch. When I get home from work she's there at the door, expecting it again before I have a chance to change, then again before dinner, once before bed and before I know it it's 5:30 in the morning and it is starting all over again. I tell you doc, I don't know what to do." "My god," the doc replies "That is awful. Well, what's your physical problem?" Lookout says "Every time I jerk off I get this wicked headache" In other words, it could be a lot worse. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-05-2005, 04:01 PM	#447
Mr.Anon.E.Mouse Hiding behind a Belgian Chimay Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 92	Why I hate this thread: I was eating pizza with LOTS of crushed red peppers on it and began laughing so hard that the little red peppers have become lodged in my NOSE! OUCH! And on top of that, I can't.... stand up and away from my desk right now. Thanks, Brianna. Why I love this thread: See above. __________________ "Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of this process at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc. block the ability to receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission." -Robert Anton Wilson

08-05-2005, 04:45 PM	#448
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My work here is done! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-05-2005, 05:47 PM	#449
Mr.Anon.E.Mouse Hiding behind a Belgian Chimay Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 92	So here's a question for you: What aspect of you most resembles a porn star? __________________ "Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of this process at any point. Bigotry, ideologies etc. block the ability to receive; robotic reality-tunnels block the ability to decode or integrate new signals; censorship blocks transmission." -Robert Anton Wilson

08-05-2005, 06:16 PM	#450
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	My eyes __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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