Weird News - Page 147

DanaC · 02-02-2013, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Gets grim? Gets!?

Word.

footfootfoot · 02-02-2013, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

pel'meni is the Russian for a sort of ravioli. Little meat parcels wrapped,in pasta envelopes and cooked in broth. Often served with sour cream. Heaven on a plate.

Sent by thought transference

Sounds almost as good as potato pierogis

ZenGum · 02-03-2013, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Gets grim? Gets!?

Well, you know, relatively. To start, it's just some screw-up banging a horse thinking he's going to make little centaur pony-babies. (BTW, America, you need to spend more on education. And mental health). Okay, messed up, but not really grim.

Then he hangs himself in prison after being arrested for molesting a child. That's grim.

footfootfoot · 02-03-2013, 08:19 PM

Yeah, cause now I can use the old, "A good mare will do that you know." punchline. It would be in bad taste.

ZenGum · 02-08-2013, 07:06 PM

So, you're in prison, and you have a mobile phone you shouldn't have, and you get a tip your cell is about to be searched.

Of course, hide the phone in the traditional "prison safe".

Pro-tip: turn the phone off, first. Or at least, set it on silent.

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite

ETA: better idea ... change your ring-tone to fart noises.

footfootfoot · 02-08-2013, 10:53 PM

It was just a shitty phone. What's the big deal? It's not like he was a stool pigeon.

infinite monkey · 02-09-2013, 07:31 AM

He didn't miss an important call...it was just his buddy who's always talking out of his ass about some get rich quick scheme. Colin, that's the one. Lot of intestinal fortitude, that one.

footfootfoot · 02-09-2013, 08:52 AM

Oh yeah, with friends like Colin, who needs enemas?

infinite monkey · 02-09-2013, 10:51 AM

We really need to go on the road:

Gravdigr · 02-09-2013, 04:33 PM

And I thought my old Motorola was a turd...

ZenGum · 02-09-2013, 08:08 PM

I hope the guards checked the call log.

Gives a new meaning to "cell phone".

BigV · 02-14-2013, 10:13 AM

Sell it? You couldn't *give* it away.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-24-2013, 03:56 PM

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A Bartow County man jailed on an aggravated battery charge said his aunt provoked him into an attack after refusing to take him to the tanning salon. Charles Wesley Guyton, 47, of Gum Springs Lane in Rydal, was arrested in connection with the Thursday incident at his home about 8:30 p.m.
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Guyton allegedly told cops he and his 76-year-old aunt had been in a verbal arguement because she refused to take him to the tanning bed. He said his aunt, also a Rydal resident, provoked the alleged attack when she said: "Well if you keep laying in the tanning bed, before long your face is going to fall off."
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Her lower jaw was broken in two places, and appeared to be "grossly out of place" and bruised, according to a doctor and a deputy.
"Guyton said he knew what he did was wrong, but [his aunt] should have known by saying what she said would provoke him," a deputy reported.

Yeah damnit, she shoulda known.

Gravdigr · 02-25-2013, 05:41 PM

So, this woman has no living male relatives to stomp this pathetic sumbitch's guts out?

Trilby · 02-26-2013, 08:20 AM

I'd've taken him to the tanning salon.

And put it up to 11.

02-03-2013, 08:19 PM	#2194
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yeah, cause now I can use the old, "A good mare will do that you know." punchline. It would be in bad taste. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-08-2013, 07:06 PM	#2195
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So, you're in prison, and you have a mobile phone you shouldn't have, and you get a tip your cell is about to be searched. Of course, hide the phone in the traditional "prison safe". Pro-tip: turn the phone off, first. Or at least, set it on silent. http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite ETA: better idea ... change your ring-tone to fart noises. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 02-08-2013 at 07:56 PM.

02-08-2013, 10:53 PM	#2196
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It was just a shitty phone. What's the big deal? It's not like he was a stool pigeon. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-09-2013, 08:52 AM	#2198
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh yeah, with friends like Colin, who needs enemas? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-09-2013, 04:33 PM	#2200
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	And I thought my old Motorola was a turd... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-09-2013, 07:31 AM	#2197
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	He didn't miss an important call...it was just his buddy who's always talking out of his ass about some get rich quick scheme. Colin, that's the one. Lot of intestinal fortitude, that one.

02-09-2013, 10:51 AM	#2199
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	We really need to go on the road:

02-09-2013, 08:08 PM	#2201
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I hope the guards checked the call log. Gives a new meaning to "cell phone". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-14-2013, 10:13 AM	#2202
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Sell it? You couldn't give it away. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-25-2013, 05:41 PM	#2204
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So, this woman has no living male relatives to stomp this pathetic sumbitch's guts out? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-26-2013, 08:20 AM	#2205
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'd've taken him to the tanning salon. And put it up to 11. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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