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Old 08-23-2006, 01:37 PM   #46
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Wow... this thread got kinky quick... not that I mind.

I like the occasional kinky sex, but mostly I just like it when he pulls my hair. Maybe that is because I used to have short hair and now it is halfway down my back, and I think long hair is really sexy, so it makes me feel sexy. Who knows. LOL I always like to start out gentle and work up to the rough kink.

But, to each his (or her) own.
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Old 08-23-2006, 09:29 PM   #47
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Anyway, ever since I read about those women who answered that guy who advertised for Slaves to his Master and then wound up in oil barrels buried on his property...I've lost interest. I think he even TOLD those women he would kill them...so...whaddya gonna do? I mean, he TOLD them!
Local boy. We're real proud of that 'round these parts.
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Old 08-24-2006, 09:04 AM   #48
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Local boy. We're real proud of that 'round these parts.
What ever happened to him? He in for life or what?
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Old 08-24-2006, 09:27 AM   #49
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Yeah, John's in the pokey forever. Neither Missouri nor Kansas (crimes were committed on both sides of the state line) chose to seek the death penalty. I believe he still isn't done being prosecuted by one or the other of the states.
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Old 08-24-2006, 10:46 AM   #50
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Wow... I need to read the news more often apparently. I don't remember hearing anything about this guy, and I live in Kansas. Are there any news stories or links that someone could share?
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:56 PM   #51
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After reading this thread I am thinking how wrong I was. I had no idea the whole idea of being submissive during sex meant bizzare physical, emotional and verbal abuse.
well...in a sexual context, "submissive" is a multivalued word.
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Old 08-24-2006, 07:00 PM   #52
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My wife handed me a coil of rope saying, "Tie me up and do anything you want."

So I tied her up and went fishing.



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Old 08-24-2006, 08:09 PM   #53
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My wife handed me a coil of rope saying, "Tie me up and do anything you want."
Sounds like the old saw about the guy accosted by a hooker who says "For $50 I'll do anything you want." He hands over the cash and says "Great... Now paint my house."
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:12 PM   #54
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I just stopped by to say that I know a guy who put his ween in a fish's mouth. He had a boner, too.

That is all.
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:21 PM   #55
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I just stopped by to say that I know a guy who put his ween in a fish's mouth. He had a boner, too.
Why did the fish have a boner?
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:23 PM   #56
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Dude. This guy was HOT.
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Old 08-25-2006, 01:19 PM   #57
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"Hot enough to give a fish a boner." <-- new user title
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Old 08-25-2006, 02:01 PM   #58
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After reading this thread I am thinking how wrong I was. I had no idea the whole idea of being submissive during sex meant bizzare physical, emotional and verbal abuse.
Being submissive during sex means whatever you want it to mean babes. That's the thing about kink, it comes (or cums) in every shade imaginable and a few that haven't been thought of yet.

There used to be a tv show over here that looked at this sort of thing (Eurotrash) amongst other strangenesses. I remember seeing one where a guy got off being a door. Another guy liked being used as a bike rack. I am guessing, somewhere in this big round world there's a man or woman whose biggest thrill is being spanked with a fish.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:20 PM   #59
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I am guessing, somewhere in this big round world there's a man or woman whose biggest thrill is being spanked with a fish.
And apparently his name is Bruce. :-)

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Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
Everybruce: G'day!
Michael: Hello.
Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?
Michael: No, it's Michael.
Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:24 PM   #60
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That's the thing about kink, it comes (or cums) in every shade imaginable and a few that haven't been thought of yet.
We offer this link to help sort the kinks.
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