In which ways are you above average? - Page 3

08-06-2007, 10:10 PM

Finding tha' G-spot.

yesman065 · 08-07-2007, 07:25 AM

...knowing what to do with it once found. \o/

Deuce · 08-07-2007, 02:47 PM

I try harder and longer to save/keep/rescue/repair _______ than most people. I make Depression Era savers/fixers look like pikers.

I am at the head of the class in self delusion.

My ability to endure pain, while not unlimited, is considerable.

My optimism makes Nietzsche look like pollyanna.

Hime · 08-08-2007, 03:26 PM

I am bustier than average. Especially if "average" includes men.

I also probably read more than the average person my age, and I believe I am more polite than average as well.

08-08-2007, 03:32 PM

I am insightful when I meet people... I can figure them out very quickly.
Both naturally and my acting training.

SteveDallas · 08-08-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I am more pedantic than average

Quote:

Originally Posted by theotherguy

I am above average at finding tremendous humor in Sanford and Son. Sure, others find it quite funny, but I, think it is was one of the funniest shows ever. What? You disagree? DO NOT make me come up there and kick your ass!

Surely, you meant to say, "DO NOT make me . . uh . . have the big one! OH NO! 'LIZABETH! 'LIZABETH HONEY, I'M ON MY WAY!!!"

My eyeglasses are much, much thicker than average.

jester · 08-08-2007, 03:53 PM

I'm probably above average in apologizing, out of habit - typically, I'm a peace maker. I hate having conflict.

08-08-2007, 05:39 PM

Lack of tact.

fargon · 08-08-2007, 10:12 PM

Keryx calls me Dr. Cunnilingus, so I must be above average.

Rexmons · 08-08-2007, 10:19 PM

compassion.

Flint · 08-08-2007, 10:20 PM

I'm smarter than the average bear.

08-08-2007, 10:24 PM

But, are you faster?

kerosene · 08-09-2007, 12:00 PM

This thread reminds me of the Breakfast Club.

"I can tape all your buns together."

Oh, and I can do Molly Ringwald's lipgloss trick, but that probably makes me average...or would have in 1984.

I have an above average shoe size...somehow I don't think that will elicit the same response it would if I were a man.

jester · 08-09-2007, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by case

I have an above average shoe size...somehow I don't think that will elicit the same response it would if I were a man.

I can relate - (11)

smurfalicious · 08-09-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case

I have an above average shoe size...somehow I don't think that will elicit the same response it would if I were a man.

ditto. size 11. And I do get teased, even though I'm not a man. Can't tell you how many beef jerky and meat curtains jokes I've heard...

I'm above average at cooking, gardening, being completely inappropriate, and putting my foot in my mouth.

08-08-2007, 10:12 PM	#39
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Keryx calls me Dr. Cunnilingus, so I must be above average. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-08-2007, 10:19 PM	#40
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	compassion. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

08-08-2007, 10:20 PM	#41
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'm smarter than the average bear. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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08-06-2007, 10:10 PM	#31
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Finding tha' G-spot.

08-07-2007, 07:25 AM	#32
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	...knowing what to do with it once found. \o/

08-07-2007, 02:47 PM	#33
Deuce Pesky Pugalist [sp] Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 191	I try harder and longer to save/keep/rescue/repair _______ than most people. I make Depression Era savers/fixers look like pikers. I am at the head of the class in self delusion. My ability to endure pain, while not unlimited, is considerable. My optimism makes Nietzsche look like pollyanna.

08-08-2007, 03:26 PM	#34
Hime Extraordinary Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Outside of Washington, DC Posts: 307	I am bustier than average. Especially if "average" includes men. I also probably read more than the average person my age, and I believe I am more polite than average as well.

08-08-2007, 03:32 PM	#35
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I am insightful when I meet people... I can figure them out very quickly. Both naturally and my acting training.

08-08-2007, 03:53 PM	#37
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I'm probably above average in apologizing, out of habit - typically, I'm a peace maker. I hate having conflict.

08-08-2007, 05:39 PM	#38
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Lack of tact.

08-08-2007, 10:24 PM	#42
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	But, are you faster?

08-09-2007, 12:00 PM	#43
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	This thread reminds me of the Breakfast Club. "I can tape all your buns together." Oh, and I can do Molly Ringwald's lipgloss trick, but that probably makes me average...or would have in 1984. I have an above average shoe size...somehow I don't think that will elicit the same response it would if I were a man.

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