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Old 12-30-2016, 08:05 PM   #1021
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Is that a carrot in the birds beak? Who does that?
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Old 12-30-2016, 08:08 PM   #1022
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Those aren't wussy country birds, those are burb birds. That's a cigarette butt.
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Old 12-30-2016, 08:19 PM   #1023
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Old 02-28-2017, 07:47 AM   #1024
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Beat the Boss, a cellphone manufactured and marketed for smuggling into prison in your posterior.

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Old 02-28-2017, 01:02 PM   #1025
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"Customer" reviews:

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You can barely feel the vibrate function when it's concealed. Bluetooth reception is okay but using the small buttons while it's concealed is nearly impossible. I just don't have that kind of muscle control.
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I've been extremely satisfied with this phone's call quality. Unfortunately it seems extremely easy to accidentally butt dial your contacts in circumstances where the phone might get randomly poked a few times in a row. My mom was terribly confused and I had a lot of explaining to do.
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Old 02-28-2017, 03:59 PM   #1026
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Oh for christ's sake.
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Old 02-28-2017, 08:25 PM   #1027
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Reception is shitty.
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