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Old 03-16-2017, 06:31 PM   #541
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You could do this, just grab that big old tree in the park and whack it up.
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:10 PM   #542
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Another chance to be off your rocker... as if you needed an invitation.
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Old 03-18-2017, 09:16 AM   #543
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That looks wicked comfortable. Tiger maple, I guess?
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Old 03-18-2017, 12:32 PM   #544
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the wood does look beautiful.
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Old 03-19-2017, 02:13 PM   #545
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Why settle for a trellis or arbor, when you can have a portal...
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Old 03-20-2017, 01:25 AM   #546
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It's probably comfortable but just looking at it makes me wants to get the Band-Aids.
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Old 03-20-2017, 08:45 PM   #547
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These tables, sometimes with the benches, seem to be a popular item. You'd need a big room or big closed it porch because nobody in their right mind is going to leave that on the patio. I'm also concerned the rough bark edges will run my pantyhose with how short my skirts are.
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Old 03-20-2017, 10:27 PM   #548
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Woah... those are mindblowing.
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:09 AM   #549
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Bruce in a mini?
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Old 03-21-2017, 07:55 AM   #550
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Not without pantyhose, that would be obscene.
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Old 03-21-2017, 07:19 PM   #551
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I guess this is for the politician who wants to stump his/her constituents, but realizes they might have to get out of town in a hurry...
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Old 03-22-2017, 09:34 PM   #552
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Another one of those giant tables. While the shiny finish is good protection it's not my cup of tea.
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Old 03-23-2017, 09:28 AM   #553
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I also like a thinner finish that lets you feel the wood texture. These french polish finishes take a lot of work too.

Our dining room table is a little discolored from hot pizza boxes being placed directly on it with no hot pad. That steam coming through the cardboard and the heat make the finish a little cloudy. You can be diligent for years and then just forget one time, and the finish gets messed up.
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Old 03-23-2017, 02:45 PM   #554
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A pizza?!?!

We need your delivery guys around here.
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Old 03-26-2017, 07:54 PM   #555
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You can fool the ladies and children with a bench and some tools/wood chips on the floor. But if you want to impress the big boys you need...
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