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Old 10-21-2008, 09:46 AM   #1
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Have we discussed this invention yet?

I have this feeling of deja vu but I can't be sure. I've gotta go now.

http://www.stopabductions.com/
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:58 AM   #2
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I don't think so. It sounds like it's pretty successful.

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The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures from standard thought screen helmets have been reported since 1998 for people being abducted by aliens themselves. A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller area of Velostat which had a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien-human hybrid.

A fourth failure in 2007 was with a frail woman who had her helmet removed by two alien-human hybrids who snuck up behind her, tackled her and forcedly removed it. The helmet still works for people being abducted by aliens, but not by their alien-human hybrids who are now integrating into our societies.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:09 AM   #3
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Oh for goodness sake.
Aliens can only abduct you if you have certain chemicals in your bloodstream. They use tracking devices and people with the relevant chemicals show up like beacons. Specifically anyone on anti-psychotic or psychotrophic drugs. This has been found to be the case in over 60% of abductions.

It's difficult to specify because of course the aliens have now infiltrated the drugs industry, and occasional and subtle changes have been made to many medications so that people show up on alien scanners.

Depending on metabolism, alcohol can sometimes show up as a marker. This accounts for approx 30% of abductions. Teetotallers are less often taken (less than 5%, with the other 5% classified as "other"), but any number of products now have hidden alcohol in them, including many low budget foods. It also serves as an addictive ingredient, making people buy more when they don't even like the taste, just like alcoholics.

Some people however are able to "tip-over" i.e. drink so much that they saturate the alien's screen and make their exact location difficult to pin point. This is what is assumed to have happened in cases where people who have no drugs in their system have been abducted. Given that we only have the word of these people regarding what they hae ingested however, it is impossible to be 100% sure.

Wearing a hat is unlikely to help anyone, and the statistics which suggest it does are meaningless - everyone knows that statistics can be manipulated to show anything you like.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:57 AM   #4
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I am placing a large order - If anyone in the Philly area would like to save a little on the shipping costs, pm me and we can meet up and tape our hats together one day over Chinese.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:38 AM   #5
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What can I say? I haven't been abducted. (No relation to the company, just a satisfied customer.)
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:22 PM   #6
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I have abducted several aliens, and none of them had those helmets. I'm just saying...
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:56 PM   #7
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I wonder if I could line tighty whities with that material to prevent the anal probe?
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Old 10-21-2008, 03:19 PM   #8
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I have abducted several aliens, and none of them had those helmets. I'm just saying...
So you prefer uncut?
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:41 PM   #9
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I hate charlatans. That guy doesn't understand abduction protocols at all.
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Old 10-27-2008, 12:00 AM   #10
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I for one welcome our new alien overlords. With any luck, they'll keep the robots from suppressing us when we are uncooperative.
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Old 10-27-2008, 04:22 AM   #11
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What if they are robot aliens? or would that be, alien robots? Either way, we're screwed.
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Old 10-27-2008, 06:59 AM   #12
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They are coming. And we are watching.

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Old 10-27-2008, 07:16 AM   #13
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"The chances of anything scoming from Mars
Are a million to one" he said
The chances of anything coming from Mars
Are a million to one

But still, they come....
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Old 03-19-2017, 01:40 PM   #14
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I don't think so. It sounds like it's pretty successful.
Looks quite successful yes!!!


Get a pic of a known suspect and put it there like I see one there now!!!!!!


Thats quite a good site!!!!!!!
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Old 03-19-2017, 02:00 PM   #15
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That's foolish, why would anyone want to stay here.
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