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Old 04-24-2011, 02:47 PM   #46
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Oh how funny--I thought our GI doc had made that one up himself.
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Old 04-24-2011, 02:57 PM   #47
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Oh how funny--I thought our GI doc had made that one up himself.
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Old 04-24-2011, 05:45 PM   #48
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ucking genius.
I want pen top cutlery. What a brilliant idea.
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:00 PM   #49
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Guess.

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Old 04-27-2011, 11:26 PM   #50
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Any one?
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:10 AM   #51
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:22 AM   #52
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Okay, what is it?
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:25 AM   #53
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Its a device women can use to pee standing up! Friggen awesome!
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:41 AM   #54
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I have that! ehem....never tried it though...
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:42 AM   #55
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I have yet to try one but I can think of a TON of useful situations.
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:47 AM   #56
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hehe....yeah...someone gave me some a few years back but I never tried it. Want me to send you one or two? ...I gotta check to see how many I have. Try it before buying a box.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:04 AM   #57
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You don't have to send it, how bout I just drive over to pick it up? Fuck work anyway...wrote my resume up and even submitted it for a job today. Might do a few others tomorrow...
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Old 04-30-2011, 06:24 PM   #58
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On a somewhat related subject...

"For all those hard-to-reach areas."
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:58 PM   #59
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:21 PM   #60
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This is just...I don't even know where to start.
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