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Old 06-01-2011, 03:23 PM   #61
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Instead of substituting peaches for kiwis, how about we substitute vodka or gin for the fucking semen? How about that?
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:26 PM   #62
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If you get any of that in my Ninja, you're buying me a new one.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:29 AM   #63
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Old 06-02-2011, 02:55 PM   #64
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I've seen the blades on your Ninja, and the bodily fluid that comes to mind is blood, not semen.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:13 PM   #65
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Behold: The Jarvis JR-50 Robotic Head Dropper

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Old 07-12-2011, 08:43 PM   #66
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It's my first time to see this head dropper thing. Here is the product that maybe you haven't seen yet; try checking Inflatable Crescent-Shaped Shampoo, in here.
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Old 07-20-2011, 02:00 AM   #67
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:22 AM   #68
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:42 AM   #69
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I just manufactured my own bent spoon with a piece of dowel. I hope it's not patented or I'm gonna get sued.
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:13 AM   #70
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I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass.
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:18 AM   #71
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It's my first time to see this head dropper thing. Here is the product that maybe you haven't seen yet; try checking Inflatable Crescent-Shaped Shampoo, in here.
Welcome, spader. Hopefully you're not just here to sell us crescent shaped shampoos, but that is a brilliant device. crazynurse has been complaining about not being able to wash her hair. I have twice described to her a process that is very old-school nurses' aide stuff, the "washrag shampoo," which takes some time (fifteen minutes or so), but uses real shampoo instead of that no-rinse stuff.

I can envision some problems with the inflatable, though. You WILL end up spilling water on the bed, and probably also the patient, when you pull it off the bed, even with the drain.
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:45 AM   #72
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Old 07-20-2011, 11:47 AM   #73
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I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that?

edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Old 07-21-2011, 02:14 AM   #74
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I think you're okay, because even if you used an ice tea spoon, yours won't reach the bottom of the glass.
Heh-heheh...
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Old 07-21-2011, 02:14 AM   #75
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I seriously didn't know there were pork snuff films! I mean, what's the market for that?

edit: This little piggy went to market...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hello? Skulling?
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