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Old 10-06-2011, 12:28 AM   #61
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In my world, it's a tie between my brother and my husband. The idiot of the day award I mean.
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Old 10-07-2011, 03:05 PM   #62
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Flabbergasted. You'd think a DEA agent could avoid shooting himself. And did that cop shoot a handcuffed person?
A badge is not, repeat NOT a reliable indication of intelligence.
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Old 10-12-2011, 01:59 PM   #63
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A badge is not, repeat NOT a reliable indication of intelligence.
Here in France, a comic (Coluche) once said that people in the police force were all those alchoolics that had been rejected by the postal service or the national train company.
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Old 10-12-2011, 02:31 PM   #64
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ouch!! that's harsh man.
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:29 AM   #65
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Meet today's idiot.

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Is that a snake in your pocket, or are you jus--holyfuckinshit!!!
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:25 PM   #66
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He's a real idiot if he is planning to climb that thing without a safety harness.

Oh, wait ... OMG

Eta: notice left of screen ... is that another person with another snake? WTF King Cobra duelling???
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:31 PM   #67
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The snakes are more interested in each other?...
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:47 PM   #68
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:58 PM   #69
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Listen, snake, I told you that fruit was FORBIDDEN!
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:03 PM   #70
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Listen, snake, I told you that fruit was FORBIDDEN!
doctorate, tenure, now messiah complex. He's nuts, but he's *our* .
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Old 01-02-2012, 01:48 AM   #71
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Idiot of the Day January 1, 2012

Idiot.

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Old 01-02-2012, 06:04 AM   #72
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Reader's Digest used send out that kind of stuff, surely that can't be counterfeit!? - I remember the story when a customer once successfully made a train journey with a mock ticket from RD promotion material.
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Old 01-02-2012, 12:34 PM   #73
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Old 01-02-2012, 01:16 PM   #74
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At least he didn't try to spend his round Tuit.
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Old 01-02-2012, 11:55 PM   #75
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I gotta get me one o' them.
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