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Old 01-09-2012, 02:40 AM   #16
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That would be one sneaky power play!
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:27 PM   #17
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Former Miami University star and current Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is taking a beating on Twitter for the hat he wore to a postgame press conference following Pittsburgh’s overtime loss to Denver in Sunday’s AFC wild-card game.

Here are some of the funnier (clean) Tweets we’ve seen about Big Ben and his hat:

@SarahSpain: Apparently Big Ben’s got a 1920′s murder mystery dinner to attend after this presser.

@DeLaNate: Ben may have single handedly just killed the fedora fad. At least he did something right today.

@EddieMcClintock: Ben Roethlisberger; Big Man. Big head. Small hat.

@sidmanlaw: I wonder if #Roethlisberger got Steelers-branded lederhosen and a tankard when he bought that hat. #oktoberfest anyone?

@Elisemenaker: Big Ben murdered Professor Plum in the dining room with the candlestick.

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Old 01-10-2012, 06:37 PM   #18
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I bet nobody said those things to his face, though.
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:46 PM   #19
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Or any professional (american) football player. They're all giants!
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Old 01-14-2012, 02:34 AM   #20
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Two things:

1. Ben Rothels Rothilsb Big Ben would make a fantastic heavy in a Dick Tracy/Last Man Standing/Road To Perdition/Give 'Em Hell Malone-type flick.

2. Kojak called. He wants his hat back.
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Old 01-15-2012, 07:32 AM   #21
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I wonder if his windshield scar sticks out after playing?
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Old 01-17-2012, 02:58 AM   #22
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Headless is in.
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Old 01-17-2012, 02:57 PM   #23
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:16 AM   #24
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Word.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:20 AM   #25
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I had this ready, then forgot it on his damn birthday.

Happy (belated - Jan 17) 70th Birthday Muhammad Ali!!

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Old 01-18-2012, 10:22 AM   #26
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Ali's calves are bigger than George Harrison's thighs.
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Old 01-25-2012, 06:14 PM   #27
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Old 01-26-2012, 04:55 PM   #28
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I think the crowd response was awesome.

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Old 01-26-2012, 05:36 PM   #29
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Ha! That was awesome.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:18 PM   #30
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I reckon that kid plays cricket too.

(catches get the batsman out, and only the wicketkeeper ("catcher") wears gloves. The rest are barehand.)
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