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Old 03-10-2017, 04:33 PM   #16
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So now you have an extra hole in your crotchal area?
yeah, but one that will hopefully heal quick.
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:08 PM   #17
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Let the cat lick it to speed up the healing.
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Old 03-11-2017, 07:31 AM   #18
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Old 03-11-2017, 11:22 AM   #19
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Most people don't know that meyow is actually in cat language Me Ow, or a request to kiss my boo boo.
Would I lie to you, my oldest and dearest friend... if it didn't involve sex or money.
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Old 03-11-2017, 04:02 PM   #20
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Glad to hear things went well Fargon, ol' boy!

Don't worry 'bout that extra hole...give ya something else to play with.
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Old 03-12-2017, 02:30 PM   #21
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I'm home now, and everything is good. Thank You all for your thoughts and prayers. I can't pick up anything over 10 Pounds, and I can't go up stairs. But other than that I'm fine. We just found out that one of Keryx's friends was right across the hall and she didn't know. The Cats suddenly want me to pick them up, so they wait 'till I go to bed and they're all over me. The cats are both over 10 pounds, Bootsy loves it because I don't move him out of my seat. I'm rambling because I'm not stoned.
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Old 03-12-2017, 10:20 PM   #22
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yeah, but one that will hopefully heal quick.
A holy crotch! Amen.
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Old 03-13-2017, 06:19 AM   #23
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Old 03-13-2017, 10:02 AM   #24
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Safely home, adventure complete.
Now i have cardiac therapy, and a whole list of new pills to deal with.
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Old 03-13-2017, 10:20 PM   #25
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I suspect you just have to take them, and someone else (who shall go unnamed) living in the house will have to deal with them.
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Old 03-14-2017, 08:45 AM   #26
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Let the cat lick it to speed up the healing.
It is let a dog lick it. A cats tongue can lick meat off a bone.
I haven't been around for awhile and missed your adventure. Glad to see you doing better.



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Old 03-14-2017, 09:21 AM   #27
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I'm sorry I'm late to the party. I'm glad to hear you're doing well.
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Old 03-15-2017, 04:00 AM   #28
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I suspect you just have to take them, and someone else (who shall go unnamed) living in the house will have to deal with them.
But, not unobeyed.

Take yer fuckin pills.

And rock on.
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Old 03-15-2017, 11:21 AM   #29
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... but the pills that mother gives you don't do anything at all...
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