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Old 08-08-2013, 02:05 PM   #241
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You are 29 again... 29 days.


I wish it would be under 100 degrees outside today.
It is, unfortunately, it's in Kelvin.


I wish my arthritis would stop bothering me.
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Old 08-08-2013, 06:43 PM   #242
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The morning after giving your ____ a blank check from your entire savings account for the best sex of your life, the bone genie gives you back mobility. Once you realize it wasn't a dream, on the way to the phone you trip over your gun rack and fall down the basement stairs and crack your skull open.

I wish someone would cook for me more often
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Old 03-16-2017, 11:25 PM   #243
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Careful what you wish for.

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snip--
but I kind of wished you'd posted This Day in the Future, instead.
The Day The Music Died
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My last regular This Day In History post will be April 14. That will make one year since I've been posting regularly in this thread.
I've read through this thread from the OP to here. I must admit, there's some trepidation concerning my "wish". I've detected a rather alarming pattern.

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I wish my workshop was clean and organized and functional.
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Old 03-16-2017, 11:45 PM   #244
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Poof, a raging fire leaves your workshop clean of everything but ash.

I wish I didn't have to take meds.
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Old 03-17-2017, 12:25 PM   #245
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Person 1: I wish America was Great Again.

Person 2: America is greater than ever before!! By the standards of the Dark Ages-- complete with anti-science superstition, total dominion by wealthy overlords, and state-enforced religious oppression.
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 03-18-2017, 01:38 PM   #246
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I wish I didn't have to take meds.
The obvious answer would be you're dead, but no! Instead, you wake up to find that your mouth has been glued shut by hooligans. All nutrients and medications are now administered by suppository.




I wish my brother weren't a leech.
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Old 03-18-2017, 03:08 PM   #247
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Poof! Bro is no longer a leech. He's your permanent hemorrhoid.

I wish snot was a valuable commodity. I'd be rich, rich I tells ya!
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Old 03-18-2017, 03:11 PM   #248
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I wish I didn't have to take meds.
Mix all your meds into a punch bowl filled with Reese's Pieces, M & Ms, and Skittles, then every morning walk by the bowl make a blind grab and hope for the best.
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Old 03-19-2017, 03:27 PM   #249
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I wish snot was a valuable commodity. I'd be rich, rich I tells ya!
Poof! Your snot has enormous value, unfortunately you drown Scrooge McDucking in your fortune.

I wish my shoulder would loosen up.
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Old 03-20-2017, 01:03 AM   #250
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...unfortunately you drown Scrooge McDucking in your fortune.
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Old 03-20-2017, 12:47 PM   #251
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Poof! Your snot has enormous value, unfortunately you drown Scrooge McDucking in your fortune.

I wish my shoulder would loosen up.
Your shoulder is nice and loose. Unfortunately, so is your rectum
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Old 03-20-2017, 03:56 PM   #252
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Yikes.
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Old 03-20-2017, 04:12 PM   #253
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oh, I forgot to wish.


I wish I never had to think about money again
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:29 PM   #254
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Poof, you never think of money again.

Unfortunately your boss sees no reason to keep you around since money was your trade.


I wish for Helen Mirren.
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Old 03-23-2017, 02:29 PM   #255
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Poof! You have Helen Mirren. Unfortunately, she's a cross dressing orc who happens to be hung like an echidna.

I wish you hadn't wished for Helen Mirren.
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