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Old 06-05-2014, 10:31 PM   #46
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"He basically goes to work, goes fishing and sits on his arse."
He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.
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Old 06-05-2014, 10:54 PM   #47
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He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.

I would get up slap on my apron and rubber gloves this minute if my unhandy man would fix the fucking kitchen sink.
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Old 06-05-2014, 10:55 PM   #48
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lol nice Sarge. Get outside and mow the fucking grass, and while you're at it, trim the edges and do the hedges...and make sure they're straight and neat. I dont want any scraggly bits!!!
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Old 06-05-2014, 11:31 PM   #49
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lol nice Sarge. Get outside and mow the fucking grass, and while you're at it, trim the edges and do the hedges...and make sure they're straight and neat. I dont want any scraggly bits!!!
yes ma'am Anything else you need me to do, you let me know ma'am. I didn't get this old without knowing who really rules the roost.
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Old 06-06-2014, 12:10 AM   #50
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Haha...smart man.
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Old 06-06-2014, 08:46 AM   #51
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I'm as handy as they come (just don't even)

I'm handy as fuck and it hasn't helped me get laid, lain, or scrod.

Where's the love?
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Old 06-06-2014, 10:59 AM   #52
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He is what any man would do in a committed relationship. All of you women on here need to shut your mouths and get back in the kitchen.
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I would get up slap on my apron and rubber gloves this minute if my unhandy man would fix the fucking kitchen sink.
Wtf? Ya don't need no sink to fix a sammitch...


...ohputthatgunawayI'mkiddin'.
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Old 06-06-2014, 12:29 PM   #53
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I'm as handy as they come (just don't even)

I'm handy as fuck and it hasn't helped me get laid, lain, or scrod.

Where's the love?
If someone fixed my sink all I would be wearing is the rubber gloves and the apron
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Old 06-06-2014, 01:13 PM   #54
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If someone fixed my sink all I would be wearing is the rubber gloves and the apron
Alas, you are married.
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Old 06-06-2014, 01:26 PM   #55
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Like that would stop you. What you meant to ask was how long do you have to get there.
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Old 06-07-2014, 03:27 PM   #56
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Like that would stop you. What you meant to ask was how long do you have to get there.
Oh, it wouldn't stop me, but I'm pretty sure it would stop her.
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