Nightmare Fuel - Page 29

xoxoxoBruce · 05-27-2016, 08:10 PM

And they weren't trying to pull you down the toilet by your dick for a half hour, with you wife and neighbor pulling you the other way.

What kind of snake bit you? Dead snake.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-01-2016, 11:37 AM

Run away...

Gravdigr · 06-01-2016, 02:56 PM

Gah!

fargon · 06-01-2016, 03:26 PM

GAK!!!

glatt · 06-01-2016, 03:47 PM

I keep seeing that each time the thread gets bumped and freaking out just a little. Those shrooms are so cool!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-01-2016, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Those shrooms are so cool!

In bright sunlight, with a bunch of friends... armed friends.

Gravdigr · 06-02-2016, 04:56 PM

Caught about four pounds of nope in the groundhog trap...

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...and I shall call him Pepe. -

Actually, I'll have to call him long distance. I took him into the next county to release him. Literally, into the next county, about ten miles, I don't want to see that particular sumbitch again. Evah.

Little fella didn't smell at all. Really.

Momdigr came in that morning and said "There's something in the trap." I whooped for joy. And then she said "And it's not a groundhog. Or a rabbit. Or a possum." I said "Oh, no." Then she said "It has white on it." I went to check the trap, thinking/hoping she was wrong. I couldn't smell a skunk and thought "There's no way I'm four feet from a skunk and don't smell it.", so, I pulled the burlap back and liked to jumped outta my skin.

This skunk had managed to get about forty pounds of dirt into the trap before it sprung. No kidding. I guess he thought he was building himself a skunky little condo beside/under Popdigr's shed.

I looked around and Momdigr was like fifty feet away, and asked "Is it a skunk?", I replied "No, it's just a little kitty.", I was gonna say "...a polekitty.", but she was already well on her way to the house.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-02-2016, 05:43 PM

I was riding in the truck with my father, winter, couple feet of snow, when about a mile from home there's my brother in the deep snow holding up a skunk by the tail.
Hey Pop, you gonna stop for dick?
Nope.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-05-2016, 12:53 AM

Nightmare fuel, both of being, as well as seeing...

Gravdigr · 06-05-2016, 01:00 PM

The horror, the horror...

BigV · 06-05-2016, 03:38 PM

I see what you did there. #marlon

in prev pic, I see the garroting action of the chain, but what do you think is the cause of all the fluids under the car?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-05-2016, 03:51 PM

Likely a puddle seeing everything is uphill from there. Might be runoff or maybe the fire department washed it down as a safety precaution, or to make the pieces of him less slippery to retrieve.

Gravdigr · 06-06-2016, 05:44 PM

Nope.

Gravdigr · 06-07-2016, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Caught about four pounds of nope in the groundhog trap...

Caught another 1½lbs. of nope just a bit ago (hour, or so). Skunks like corn on the cob.

Took him to the same place we took the other one...Far away.

This little feller was absolutely reeking. Popdigr caught a glancing blow of skunkspray on the side of his leg. P. Yew. Luckily, he was wearing long pants. The pants are a total loss, and the passenger side seat of GrandCherokeeOne may never be the same.

Since this little guy meant business, no pics. I think I know how bomb disposal guys feel now.

Nervous, very nervous.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-07-2016, 10:34 PM

My mother made me wash with tomato juice in the shower stall.

05-27-2016, 08:10 PM	#421
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And they weren't trying to pull you down the toilet by your dick for a half hour, with you wife and neighbor pulling you the other way. What kind of snake bit you? Dead snake. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-01-2016, 11:37 AM	#422
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Run away... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-01-2016, 02:56 PM	#423
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Gah! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-01-2016, 03:26 PM	#424
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	GAK!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-02-2016, 04:56 PM	#427
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Caught about four pounds of nope in the groundhog trap... ...and I shall call him Pepe. - Actually, I'll have to call him long distance. I took him into the next county to release him. Literally, into the next county, about ten miles, I don't want to see that particular sumbitch again. Evah. Little fella didn't smell at all. Really. Momdigr came in that morning and said "There's something in the trap." I whooped for joy. And then she said "And it's not a groundhog. Or a rabbit. Or a possum." I said "Oh, no." Then she said "It has white on it." I went to check the trap, thinking/hoping she was wrong. I couldn't smell a skunk and thought "There's no way I'm four feet from a skunk and don't smell it.", so, I pulled the burlap back and liked to jumped outta my skin. This skunk had managed to get about forty pounds of dirt into the trap before it sprung. No kidding. I guess he thought he was building himself a skunky little condo beside/under Popdigr's shed. I looked around and Momdigr was like fifty feet away, and asked "Is it a skunk?", I replied "No, it's just a little kitty.", I was gonna say "...a polekitty.", but she was already well on her way to the house. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-01-2016, 03:47 PM	#425
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I keep seeing that each time the thread gets bumped and freaking out just a little. Those shrooms are so cool!

06-02-2016, 05:43 PM	#428
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I was riding in the truck with my father, winter, couple feet of snow, when about a mile from home there's my brother in the deep snow holding up a skunk by the tail. Hey Pop, you gonna stop for dick? Nope. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-05-2016, 12:53 AM	#429
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nightmare fuel, both of being, as well as seeing... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-05-2016, 01:00 PM	#430
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The horror, the horror... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-05-2016, 03:38 PM	#431
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I see what you did there. #marlon in prev pic, I see the garroting action of the chain, but what do you think is the cause of all the fluids under the car? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-05-2016, 03:51 PM	#432
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Likely a puddle seeing everything is uphill from there. Might be runoff or maybe the fire department washed it down as a safety precaution, or to make the pieces of him less slippery to retrieve. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-06-2016, 05:44 PM	#433
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Nope. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-07-2016, 10:34 PM	#435
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	My mother made me wash with tomato juice in the shower stall. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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