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Old 12-14-2009, 11:33 AM   #1
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Would it be wrong of me to....

Take a picture of this guy in our showroom with the squirrel on his head, post his pic, and then mock him soundly on the cellar?








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Old 12-14-2009, 11:35 AM   #2
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I've dared the salesmanger to ask him how he plans TO PAY for the car.

he might just do it.
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Old 12-14-2009, 11:54 AM   #3
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Take a picture of this guy in our showroom with the squirrel on his head, post his pic, and then mock him soundly on the cellar?
No. It is your duty.
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:35 PM   #4
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would it be wrong of me to send this poem to my ex?

When I said "Die in a fire," I meant for you to
Burn UP in flames!
Not lazily fall asleep, blowing smoke rings
With your ashy lungs, your ashy lips!

Can't you get anything right?
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:20 PM   #5
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Wrong of you? Ha! It would be wrong of you NOT to.

Are you seriously saying there is a guy in your showroom with a squirrel on his head? WTF? Is he nuts? (sorry)
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:31 PM   #6
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Brianna, if you don't send that poem to your ex, can I send it to mine?!?
I loved it
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Old 12-14-2009, 08:02 PM   #7
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so where is the Pic Jim ??
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Old 12-14-2009, 08:26 PM   #8
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Brianna, if you don't send that poem to your ex, can I send it to mine?!?
I loved it
thank you! Absolutely - feel free to send it to ALL your ex's!!! I know I am!
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Old 12-14-2009, 09:09 PM   #9
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Squirrels can carry Hanta virus. Your squirrel may be a bit east for it, but you could always pray.
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Old 12-14-2009, 09:27 PM   #10
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Is he nuts? (sorry)
Nuttier than squirrel turds...
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:33 AM   #11
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Like this dude?
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:52 AM   #12
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Take a picture of this guy in our showroom with the squirrel on his head, post his pic, and then mock him soundly on the cellar?








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...not at all... Pics... soon.
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:53 AM   #13
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maybe when he comes back to buy the car
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:12 PM   #14
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Did I ever tell you guys that I had to call in for an appt. for an interview because I had a squirrel stuck in my car ? (years ago)

When the car moved it would run around it like mad, but it wouldn't leave through any of the opened doors.

They (the prospective employers) thought it was an obvious lie. The news upset them, and no there were no more appointment times for an interview available. I think it took 4 hours to get it out of the car.
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:23 PM   #15
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Did you try throwing a blanket or tarp over the windows so the squirrel wouldn't think that a closed window was a way out?
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