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Old 10-25-2011, 07:58 PM   #1
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News From the Grave for Gravdigr

World's oldest marijuana stash totally busted
Two pounds of still-green weed found in a 2,700-year-old Gobi Desert grave

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28034925...otally-busted/

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snip... Nearly two pounds of still-green plant material found in a 2,700-year-old grave in the Gobi Desert has just been identified as the world's oldest marijuana stash, according to a paper in the latest issue of the Journal of Experimental Botany.
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Old 10-25-2011, 10:48 PM   #2
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I bet some body Scarfs a bit to try ,
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:20 PM   #3
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Holy headrushes, Batman!!!

Aw, shit, man...somebody got my stash?!

I was saving that, too. You know...for hard times.

As for no way to smoke it, I'm almost positive they have bongs in Heaven.

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Old 10-26-2011, 02:34 AM   #4
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Dude, have you ever seen pictures of heaven? Clouds everywhere, that they laze around on, but it never rains. Pretty obvious. You don't need a bong, you just breathe in.
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:12 PM   #5
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The Grave may be 2700 years old, but I'll bet the weed isn't ... imagine a couple of stoners on vacation in the Gobi Desert.

Sometime after 4:20PM, while slamming down a handful of Oreo Cookies they packed especially for this trip, our hapless tourists suddenly get all paranoid, and think that Gobi 5-0 is lurking behind the next sand dune, and the one dude says to the other, man, we gotta find someplace to stash our shit ...
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:12 PM   #6
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The Grave may be 2700 years old, but I'll bet the weed isn't ... imagine a couple of stoners on vacation in the Gobi Desert.

Sometime after 4:20PM, while slamming down a handful of Oreo Cookies they packed especially for this trip, our hapless tourists suddenly get all paranoid, and think that Gobi 5-0 is lurking behind the next sand dune, and the one dude says to the other, man, we gotta find someplace to stash our shit ...
...and they fell into an open dig.
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Old 10-26-2011, 04:13 PM   #7
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Gobi 5-0, hee.
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