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Old 03-14-2019, 07:51 PM   #526
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If you build a ukulele though, we are through....
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Old 03-14-2019, 10:57 PM   #527
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Oh, I forgot a week in Key West out of your project, so even more impressed.
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Old 03-14-2019, 11:53 PM   #528
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I approve of every part of this. You done good.
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Old 03-15-2019, 12:50 AM   #529
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If you build a ukulele though, we are through....
What if I build it out of the skulls of my enemies?
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Old 03-15-2019, 06:23 AM   #530
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To be fair, Eddie Vedder, who I adore, released a ukulele album. I won't listen to it. Unless you are a 400 pound Hawaiian put that shit down.
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Old 03-15-2019, 09:27 AM   #531
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But but but, Tiny Tim.
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Old 03-15-2019, 10:48 AM   #532
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I swear to God, if you build a ukelele, I will come up there and pick up your Man Card myself.

You got another hole punched for building your own guitar, but a ukelele? That aggression will not stand.
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Old 03-15-2019, 10:52 AM   #533
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Hey, it wasn't my idea. I don't even play a ukelele. Not even sure I can spell it.

If I ever tackle acoustic, it will be 6 stringed, I promise.
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Old 03-15-2019, 11:10 AM   #534
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To be fair, Eddie Vedder, who I adore, released a ukulele album. I won't listen to it. Unless you are a 400 pound Hawaiian put that shit down.
I'm working on it
... But I think Israel was in the 500+ club
Woo. Just looked that up. He was 757lbs at one point. That's big. Died at age 38.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel...awiwo%CA%BBole
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Old 03-15-2019, 12:16 PM   #535
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~DigrBuddy, upon seeing an at least 600 pound man driving a Chevy Chevette. It was just the one guy in the car, and that car was full.
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Old 03-15-2019, 12:31 PM   #536
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I'm sorry, lumberjim's dad. Your son is a really good guy, so, nice job.
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Old 03-15-2019, 03:45 PM   #537
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here's pretty good video(s) about the concept of how electricity moves through the electronics in a guitar.







and more about pots and the order you line them up.




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Old 03-17-2019, 02:51 PM   #538
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And the shape...
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Old 03-18-2019, 11:25 AM   #539
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Maybe I'll offer cup sizes for my custom guitar line
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Old 03-18-2019, 02:38 PM   #540
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A really deep upper cut-away.

Called the DD.
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