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Old 10-30-2018, 10:05 PM   #1
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I had a vision

I'm not saying I have the power to see or influence the future.

But this kind of came to me.

The Trumpkin heads to the southern border to rally support and gee up the troops in advance of them "tackling" the migrant caravan. Whilst he has the stage and is mocking someone through a physical imitation, he suffers a heart attack. But no-one notices because they think it's part of the show... so they leave him to finish and get up again. And when he doesn't, they all turn towards him -at which moment the caravan of refuge-seekers floods in and tramples the corpse to hamburger. The End.
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Old 10-30-2018, 10:20 PM   #2
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the caravan of refuge-seekers floods in and tramples the corpse to hamburger. The End.
So, they get the free lunch they came here for and it doesn't cost the American taxpayers anything.

[Elvis] Happy ending, happy ending, tell me a story with a happy ending ... [/Elvis]
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Old 10-30-2018, 10:23 PM   #3
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So, they get the free lunch they came here for and it doesn't cost the American taxpayers anything.

[Elvis] Happy ending, happy ending, tell me a story with a happy ending ... [/Elvis]
But who will cook it if they can't work? (And will well done with ketchup be mandatory?)
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Old 10-31-2018, 04:56 PM   #4
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floods in and trumples the corpse to hamburger. The End.
FIFY.
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...and tramples the corpse to hamburger. The End.
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So, they get the free lunch they came here for and it doesn't cost the American taxpayers anything.
Dinner and a show.
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Old 10-31-2018, 06:54 PM   #6
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I heard that if, when the caravan arrives at the US border, they sing and dance the Macarena en masse, Trump will let them all have entertainment work visas.
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