Stones - may not be safe for work

xoxoxoBruce · 03-01-2019, 01:08 AM

Breaking stones with a hammer and nail.

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Ouch, I can't even.

fargon · 03-01-2019, 07:44 AM

That is very Frightening.

EEK!!!

zippyt · 03-01-2019, 11:03 AM

Nope , just NOPE !!!!!
immagen if the nail slipped !!!!!!

glatt · 03-01-2019, 12:50 PM

I also see lots of problems with this. The major one being that there is nothing to hold the rock against while you hit it with the long nail. Nail hits rock, rock hits badder. Then you have all these smaller pieces and you're going to just go stabbing around randomly trying to break them all up into even smaller ones?

I've heard of old dudes having a long straw of grass in their hat that they would use to thread up in there and push the rock aside when they had to pee. Each and every time.

Griff · 03-01-2019, 02:07 PM

I hope we're being pranked

Clodfobble · 03-01-2019, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I also see lots of problems with this. The major one being that there is nothing to hold the rock against while you hit it with the long nail. Nail hits rock, rock hits badder. Then you have all these smaller pieces and you're going to just go stabbing around randomly trying to break them all up into even smaller ones?

See here for way more information than I ever intended to find. Short answer: it's not just a stabby thing, it's a gripping tool, like a pair of forceps with a little hammer jack built into the middle. Before starting, they reverse-fill the bladder with extra liquid so everything is nice and floaty, then they just wiggle around grabbing and smashing until there's nothing big enough to grab anymore.

Also, for the squeamish gentlemen, it's worth keeping in mind that this was the new and improved treatment because it didn't require surgery, which was also done without anesthetic in those days.

sexobon · 03-01-2019, 05:18 PM

I heard they called that medical instrument an Excalibur.

Gravdigr · 03-02-2019, 11:05 AM

I thought it was called an ow-ow-OW-OHFUCK-m'dick-OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gravdigr · 03-02-2019, 11:09 AM

Without anesthetic's ass! Somebody's gonna hafta knock me smoove the fuck out. No if's, ands, or nails in m'peepee.

sexobon · 03-02-2019, 11:18 AM

In Chinese medicine, they break it up with chopsticks.

Gravdigr · 03-02-2019, 12:11 PM

That was an ancient Chinese secret.

Glinda · 03-02-2019, 01:51 PM

*snort!*

03-01-2019, 01:08 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Stones - may not be safe for work Breaking stones with a hammer and nail. Ouch, I can't even. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-01-2019, 07:44 AM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	That is very Frightening. EEK!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-01-2019, 11:03 AM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Nope , just NOPE !!!!! immagen if the nail slipped !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-01-2019, 02:07 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I hope we're being pranked __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-02-2019, 11:05 AM	#8
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03-01-2019, 12:50 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I also see lots of problems with this. The major one being that there is nothing to hold the rock against while you hit it with the long nail. Nail hits rock, rock hits badder. Then you have all these smaller pieces and you're going to just go stabbing around randomly trying to break them all up into even smaller ones? I've heard of old dudes having a long straw of grass in their hat that they would use to thread up in there and push the rock aside when they had to pee. Each and every time.

03-01-2019, 05:18 PM	#7
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I heard they called that medical instrument an Excalibur.

03-02-2019, 11:09 AM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Without anesthetic's ass! Somebody's gonna hafta knock me smoove the fuck out. No if's, ands, or nails in m'peepee. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-02-2019, 11:18 AM	#10
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	In Chinese medicine, they break it up with chopsticks.

03-02-2019, 12:11 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That was an ancient Chinese secret. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-02-2019, 01:51 PM	#12
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	snort!

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