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Old 04-17-2017, 07:24 AM   #16
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Old 04-17-2017, 01:44 PM   #17
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I am trying to keep up.
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Old 04-17-2017, 07:47 PM   #18
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Hey Griff... I got married at 22.
and you're still on your starter husband, well done!
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:26 PM   #19
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I know, right? He grew on me.
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Old 04-17-2017, 09:59 PM   #20
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Did I tell you I calculated that on June 13th, Beest will have been married to me for exactly half his life?

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Old 04-17-2017, 10:00 PM   #21
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(we met when we were 18/19 and married nearly 23 years ago, aged 23. He just turned 46.)
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Old 04-17-2017, 10:21 PM   #22
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January 18th for me. Yes, I just sat here and workeded that out.
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Old 04-17-2017, 11:55 PM   #23
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To monster and Beest:

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Old 04-17-2017, 11:58 PM   #24
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I know, right? He grew on me.
No chance at all for a clean amputation....

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Old 04-18-2017, 06:26 AM   #25
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Hey Griff... I got married at 22.
No no no no noooooooooooooo!
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Old 04-18-2017, 07:07 AM   #26
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Did I tell you I calculated that on June 13th, Beest will have been married to me for exactly half his life?
That's awesome! And since it's logarithmic, you'll get to 2/3rds even faster now.

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No no no no noooooooooooooo!
And I started dating him at 19. Which I gleefully remind Mr. Clod of, every time he starts talking about how young my stepdaughter (18) is. Granted, there's no comparison between who she is and who I was, but maybe someday it'll make him empathize with my dad a little more.
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:22 AM   #27
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:45 PM   #28
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Did I tell you I calculated that on June 13th, Beest will have been married to me for exactly half his life?
So....He'd be getting outta prison about now, then?

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