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01-19-2011, 08:54 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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01-20-2011, 08:39 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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This window poster mildy amused my filthy mind as I was walking in he mall today
And yesterday I was mildy amused that one of my childrens' Focus Study options is called "Mitten Munching". I don't think it's actually a euphemism for anything rude, but it damn well should be.
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01-30-2011, 12:53 AM
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Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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In the last week or so, we've had two of the dumbest drink drivers evah. I can't find the news stories but, roughly:
1. Adelaide guy drives to his local cop shop to get a defect notice cleared off his car. Seems tipsy. Blows 0.18. Limit is 0.05. Car and human taken into custody. 2. Darwin bloke arrives at job - as a courier - tipsy. Boss says he's drunk. He insists he isn't, argument develops, bloke storms into cop shop and demands a breath test. 0.06.
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01-30-2011, 08:45 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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01-31-2011, 02:47 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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snowstorm/sleetstom is supposed to be on its way so natch it was armageddon at the local grocery store. sigh.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-31-2011, 02:49 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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also - the "NSFW Luscious little"... in the above thread is mildly amusing.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-31-2011, 02:52 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Also the handle Sexy Cherri is mildly amusing me.
Lots of little laughs today.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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02-05-2011, 04:33 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Hang on... like you don't think a Cherry can be teh sexor..?!
Shame on you. What's mildly amusing me today? Those krazy Madagascan zombies. Their plan for world domination is cunning and devious these days.
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02-05-2011, 05:21 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Flesh IS great with ice cream!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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02-05-2011, 05:26 PM
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a beautiful fool
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OK....
real life lulz: A lot attendant who shall remain anon got a new phone the other day, and was telling me about it... He got the new HTC EVO kickass smartphone.... so anyway... today, I saw him playing with it, and asked to check it out... he hands it to me and I look..and without touching anything....it's displaying the google search history ..... first/most recent search: 'spots on penis' I just gave it back to him.... I can't tell anyone here, so I had to tell you guys. He's a really nice young man, and I hope he doesn't have anything serious.... but damn... poor guy.
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02-05-2011, 05:32 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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oh.... man
a big fuuu moment when he realized his search was visable |
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02-05-2011, 07:37 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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It is snowing, raining, sleeting, AND thundering and lightning.
Awesome.
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02-05-2011, 07:41 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I want that.... now i'm home and warm and dry.....
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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02-06-2011, 09:12 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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Tonight I had to record the following line:
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02-06-2011, 09:15 PM
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fixed it for them:
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