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View Poll Results: Do You Fart When You Cum?
Yes 2 11.11%
No 14 77.78%
Maby 1 5.56%
Only when my partner is going down on me 1 5.56%
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Old 03-31-2010, 04:45 PM   #16
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If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.
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bend up or down?
Dude... Up, of course.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:37 PM   #17
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But with a sudden down at the end, right?
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:20 PM   #18
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What kind of a sick pervert are you?!
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

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Old 03-31-2010, 10:45 PM   #19
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bass player?
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Old 04-01-2010, 05:08 AM   #20
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What kind of a sick pervert are you?!
He's a bass player. He's deep
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Old 04-01-2010, 06:18 AM   #21
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I've posted this elsewhere (humour thread) recently, but it seems more appropriate here:

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Old 04-25-2011, 08:33 PM   #22
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If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.
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bend up or down?
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Dude... Up, of course.
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But with a sudden down at the end, right?
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What kind of a sick pervert are you?!

good times.
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:33 PM   #23
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Okay SG, you have severely traumatized my psyche with that post
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Old 04-26-2011, 12:31 AM   #24
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waaaay back in the day, my g/f and i had gone to a local upscale fast food mexican restaurant called two pesos. well i always got the fajita tacos which notoriously gave me gaaawd awful burps. after we ate we went to her town home and got it on. afterwards we're laying nekkid in bed watching tv. i farted an sbd (silent but deadly) and then i burped about the time the smell was coming from under the sheets. she thought that was the burp. hell i'm laughing as i type this.....she pulled the covers up over her head and gave herself the dutch oven (in this case #1 on the definitions i never knew that a linen sheet could fly off the bed so fast! that is by far my number one funny fart story!!
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Old 04-26-2011, 12:59 AM   #25
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I, too, am questionning your train of thought when you posted this thread.

Perhaps, it happened to you. So you ask around to see if you're alone in your misery and look for some comfort. Or, should I say cum-fart?

As for the question, I wouldn't know. My whole being is otherwise engaged at that time.
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Old 04-26-2011, 03:34 AM   #26
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....Or, should I say cum-fart.....
isn't that called a "creampie"? just askin, i wouldn't know.....
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Old 04-26-2011, 06:40 AM   #27
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Okay SG, you have severely traumatized my psyche with that post
Serves you right for reading old threads
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Old 04-26-2011, 06:51 AM   #28
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reading this thread has been totally worth the price of admission.
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:31 PM   #29
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I reread the shoe thread and I don't think I EVER wore the shoes I took a photo of. But I promised to carry on loving you, and see! I have!

I am more loyal to my friends than my shoes.
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:52 PM   #30
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@ OP:

No, I rarely have the chance to build up sufficient pressure. But thanks for asking.

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