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Old 04-24-2011, 01:28 PM   #16
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Outsmart squirrels?

You're nuts!
Especially squirell nutkin.
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Old 04-24-2011, 08:42 PM   #17
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ha ha!

Bitches!
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Old 04-24-2011, 09:02 PM   #18
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If you want to outsmart something, you have to be at least 10% smarter than it.
85% of squirrel problems are directly attributable to top storey mismanagement
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Old 04-24-2011, 09:25 PM   #19
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Old 04-25-2011, 01:24 PM   #20
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You can't outsmart a squirrel, because no matter how much smarter you are, the squirrel will devote 100% of its life to winning.

Like Charlie Sheen.
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:38 PM   #21
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Do they sell their blood?
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:46 PM   #22
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Why wait? Just burn down your house now. That'll stop the little bastards.
"You insensitive bastard! I haz a depressive condition that makes me want to burn squirrels."

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Old 04-25-2011, 11:15 PM   #23
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Do they sell their blood?
No, but I will loan you some plasma if you promise not to stretch it out.
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:26 PM   #24
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I will promise no such thing
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:45 PM   #25
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I just remembered, I sent my plasma to the cleaners, so it's a moot point.
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Old 04-26-2011, 04:37 AM   #26
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You can't outsmart a squirrel, because no matter how much smarter you are, the squirrel will devote 100% of its life to winning.

Like Charlie Sheen.
or kinda like a prison inmate. mcgyver be damned! we did it! if one didn't know how, the other could invent a way it could be!

(psssst, poison em!)
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Old 04-26-2011, 11:42 AM   #27
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Nah. Just get one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb7KReY6Eg
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Old 04-26-2011, 12:55 PM   #28
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Is that the squirrelapult? I'm afraid to click it.....
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:02 PM   #29
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yeah on the snow covered balcony...classic vid!
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:16 PM   #30
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I particularly enjoy the music it's been set to. *evil grin* I want to meet those people and roast a hobo with them, or something.
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