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Old 04-02-2015, 05:12 AM   #856
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I don't know if this will translate to the US tv news experience - but this totally nails economic news reports in the UK:



Cultural note: Twix is a candy bar*


* I'm picking up the lingo!
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Old 04-02-2015, 11:59 AM   #857
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"Investigating reporter, Emily Surname."

hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

does it translate??!!

it steals the script from Fox News, but in a calmer, more intelligent tone and accent. "We're not telling you anything substantive, but you will know, your reptilian backbrain will know, how to react and remember this story long after the absence of verifiable details ceases to bother you. Back to you in the Fox News studios."
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Old 04-02-2015, 04:40 PM   #858
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Cultural note: Twix is a candy bar*
You're damn right it is.

And now I want one!!!

Thanks, Dana, thanks a lot!
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Old 04-02-2015, 04:41 PM   #859
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...like you're watching the fucking Apprentice, or something.
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Old 04-23-2015, 03:15 PM   #860
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Man kisses a horse. You'll never believe what happens next!

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Old 04-23-2015, 03:23 PM   #861
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Old 05-03-2015, 11:28 AM   #862
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But David Blaine is a showman that amazes me each time I see one of his "tricks"

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Old 05-03-2015, 11:48 AM   #863
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Anyone who enjoys this sort of thing will positively lurve "Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries & Mentors of Ricky Jay", an outstanding documentary look at improvised, and close-up magic.

I still lie awake and think about this trick involving the producing of a block of ice out of thin air...

On Netflix.
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Old 05-03-2015, 11:54 AM   #864
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Also: Harrison's orange cut a little too easy.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:10 AM   #865
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Old 05-10-2015, 05:26 AM   #866
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Something for the laydeez courtesy of BGT:

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Old 05-10-2015, 04:35 PM   #867
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The Grammar Nazi clip reminded me of the Cool Whip scenes from Family Guy:

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Old 05-11-2015, 07:15 AM   #868
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This is so funny:

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Grammar nazi

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Old 05-11-2015, 11:44 AM   #870
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This is so funny
I still think there was juuuust a little too much actual John Oliver in that clip.

I kid.
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