Chubbiness is Next to Godliness

monster · 07-13-2012, 09:19 PM

New sayings for a ~~new~~ gently used millenium.

have at it.

Yes, I did see a church cookout tonight. What?

ZenGum · 07-13-2012, 09:23 PM

Live like the photo is not being tagged.

Dance like the video will not be uploaded.

Love like you've never been unfriended.

monster · 07-13-2012, 09:26 PM

Ha!

(sorry for the deletions, managed to mix up my threads)

monster · 07-13-2012, 09:27 PM

I'll (be) clean when I'm dead.

Griff · 07-14-2012, 06:34 AM

brilliant!

infinite monkey · 07-14-2012, 08:25 AM

I am a shoemaker for the new millenium.

I've been fixing hundreds of errors in reporting and it's tedious, and frustrating, and very difficult.

But just yesterday almost every record I pulled up to fix was already fixed. I asked me boss if she'd done any (like she said she would) and she hadn't.

So I guess elves have come into my cube in the night and fixed the records for me. Now I will have to make each of them a shirt, a coat, a waistcoat, pantaloons, and tiny shoes.

And we'll all live happily ever after.

(What's a waistcoat?)

Trilby · 07-14-2012, 08:30 AM

A coat that...goes around the waist..?

You're guess is as good as mine.

Do elves wear red hats or brown or none? I forget what religion they are...

anyway - Happy Bastille Day Madame DeFarge!!

infinite monkey · 07-14-2012, 08:33 AM

I don't know what color. I guess I'm going to have to do some elf research.

And a saying for the new mill:

A hundred dollars saved is a hundred dollars earned.

Lamplighter · 07-14-2012, 08:45 AM

Quote:

I've been fixing hundreds of errors in reporting and it's tedious, and frustrating, and very difficult.

But just yesterday almost every record I pulled up to fix was already fixed.<snip>

That's a grimm situation.... would make a great who-done-it.

infinite monkey · 07-14-2012, 08:47 AM

I'm in amazement here. I still have to check the rest of the spreadsheet but fixing them takes soooooooooo long and it's peak processing time so the system is slow.

I'm actually happy about something here! I may actually get to take my vacation after all! Wooohooooo!

infinite monkey · 07-14-2012, 09:22 AM

All that googles is not gold.

Trilby · 07-14-2012, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

All that googles is not gold.

that's funny, right there.

infinite monkey · 07-14-2012, 10:33 AM

Idle hands are the devil's cubicle.

monster · 07-14-2012, 10:38 AM

Waste not, get a bigger tax bill to cover recycling costs

infinite monkey · 07-14-2012, 10:58 AM

We'll cross that binge when we come to it.

07-13-2012, 09:19 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Chubbiness is Next to Godliness New sayings for a ~~new~~ gently used millenium. have at it. Yes, I did see a church cookout tonight. What? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-13-2012, 09:23 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Live like the photo is not being tagged. Dance like the video will not be uploaded. Love like you've never been unfriended. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-13-2012, 09:26 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Ha! (sorry for the deletions, managed to mix up my threads) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-13-2012, 09:27 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'll (be) clean when I'm dead. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-14-2012, 06:34 AM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	brilliant! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-14-2012, 08:25 AM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I am a shoemaker for the new millenium. I've been fixing hundreds of errors in reporting and it's tedious, and frustrating, and very difficult. But just yesterday almost every record I pulled up to fix was already fixed. I asked me boss if she'd done any (like she said she would) and she hadn't. So I guess elves have come into my cube in the night and fixed the records for me. Now I will have to make each of them a shirt, a coat, a waistcoat, pantaloons, and tiny shoes. And we'll all live happily ever after. (What's a waistcoat?)

07-14-2012, 08:30 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	A coat that...goes around the waist..? You're guess is as good as mine. Do elves wear red hats or brown or none? I forget what religion they are... anyway - Happy Bastille Day Madame DeFarge!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-14-2012, 08:33 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't know what color. I guess I'm going to have to do some elf research. And a saying for the new mill: A hundred dollars saved is a hundred dollars earned.

07-14-2012, 08:47 AM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm in amazement here. I still have to check the rest of the spreadsheet but fixing them takes soooooooooo long and it's peak processing time so the system is slow. I'm actually happy about something here! I may actually get to take my vacation after all! Wooohooooo!

07-14-2012, 09:22 AM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	All that googles is not gold.

07-14-2012, 10:33 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Idle hands are the devil's cubicle.

07-14-2012, 10:38 AM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Waste not, get a bigger tax bill to cover recycling costs __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-14-2012, 10:58 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	We'll cross that binge when we come to it.

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