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Old 09-26-2016, 07:29 PM   #1
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September 26th, 2016: Painful Erection Spider

The Brazilian Wandering Spider is one of the most venomous spiders in the world, although there is an effective antivenom available. But while you're waiting for that antivenom, you might suffer a stubborn and painful erection if you are unlucky enough to be male And one UK family reportedly just found one in their bananas

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Old 09-26-2016, 07:30 PM   #2
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oops forgot to add year to title, sorry -Mods, cannest thous make it fix-ed? tia
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Old 09-26-2016, 07:48 PM   #3
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...a bite from which can cause an "extremely painful" erection...
AKA the Brazilian Wanking spider.
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Old 09-26-2016, 08:39 PM   #4
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Where can I find one?
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Brazil?
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Old 09-26-2016, 08:54 PM   #6
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Brazil?
that's nuts
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Old 09-26-2016, 09:23 PM   #7
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A lot of nuts?
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Old 09-26-2016, 10:27 PM   #8
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That spider's face looks like a nutsack.
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Old 09-26-2016, 11:37 PM   #9
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Of a dog that sat on a hot beach maybe.
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Old 09-27-2016, 08:55 AM   #10
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Who knows? Maybe Mr.CF is into rough trade.
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Of a dog that sat on a hot beach maybe.
Nah, he's just been eatin' a hotdog...



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Old 09-27-2016, 04:57 PM   #12
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I told my Doctor about this today, He laughed.
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Don't tell the Chinese...it will crash the bear gall bladder and other Icky Things in their tea markets.
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Old 09-28-2016, 09:54 AM   #14
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But then it would be a Painful Election
Spider and might help us in November

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See your doctor if painful election lasts more than four years.
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