Hi I am new heard

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice

until someone else really does it

have you tried a google image search? Not that I question your originality, but pretty much anything we can think of is out there...