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Old 11-12-2008, 11:52 PM   #1
Nirvana
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New twist on scam

ATTENTION:SIR/MADAM

I AM SECRETARY.PARKER DESMOND, A DIRECTOR WITH THE MINISTRY OF
FINANCE UNITED KINGDOM AND WAS INSTRUCTED BY THE MINISTER OF FINANCE
( JOAN RUDDOCK ) TO FIND OUT BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH, WHY YOUR
PAYMENT VALUED GBP7.5MILLION POUNDS YOUR CONTRACT PART
PAYMENT STILL UNCLAIMED. HOWEVER, THEIR ARE TWO GENTLEMEN HERE WHO
CAME FROM YOUR COUNTRY TO CLAIM THIS PAYMENT ON YOUR BEHALF AND THE
REASON GIVING TO US IS THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SENT THEM THAT YOU ARE
TERMINAL SICK.

IN THIS REGARD, KINDLY RECONFIRM YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO US FOR
PROPER IDENTIFICATION, AND TO KNOW IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SENT THEM
FOR THE CLAIM.

BELOW ARE THE INFORMATION THAT YOU ARE TO RECONFIRM TO MY OFFICE
IMMEDIATELY.

1)YOUR FULL NAME
2)YOUR PHONE NUMBER, CELL PHONE,MOBILE#
3)YOUR ADDRESS FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT DELIVERY.

UPON THE PROPER IDENTIFICATION, HM TREASURY WILL IMMEDIATELY SIGN THE
APPROVAL AND REFER YOU TO OUR FINALCIAL INSTITUTIONS THAT WILL PAY
YOU WITHOUT ANY HICCUP.

OUR DESIRE IS TO SERVING YOU BETTER.WAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY VIA MY
EMAIL ADDRESS.(parkerdesmond4141@yahoo.com) OR CALL ME ON

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MINISTER.PAUL BRYANT

I am just thrilled they will pay me without any hiccup! LMAO!
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Old 11-12-2008, 11:55 PM   #2
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No UK bureaucrat would make that many syntactical, grammatical and morphological errors in one document.
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:32 AM   #3
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Yeah, if it weren't for that I would have believed it.
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Old 11-13-2008, 09:24 AM   #4
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My brother started work for the Treasury this week. I'll have to ask him if he knows these people, might get him noticed.
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Old 11-13-2008, 09:32 AM   #5
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Now wait a minute, those two guys were supposed to just go fetch me a cup of coffee. This is an outrage. I want to know what's going on here!
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