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Old 06-10-2005, 12:58 PM   #136
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FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.
How about punishment with a urethral catheter? Seems appropriate.

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another thing that a girl i used to date was that she'd let it grow out and then shave "themes" in. be it a heart or an arrow, hell once she even did a smiley face!!
Heart I've seen, I can't imagine someone putting in the detail work for a smiley face.
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:06 PM   #137
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I made an arrow on mine, once. It pointed down.
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:13 PM   #138
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i'm having a hard time imagining that - could you post a picture?
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:12 PM   #139
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My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.
So...no one has ever heard of the deviant practice known as "sounding", then?

Good.
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:33 PM   #140
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Morbid curiosity demands that I ask what this "sounding" is. I know I could Google it, but I'm afraid of what I may find.
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:38 PM   #141
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It is difficult to answer this appropriately from work, what with the netnanny and all, but I'll consider it to be a vocabularial challenge.

Actually, it isn't that hard. Imagine being a male with a urinary catheter installed, and attempting intercourse.

Taadaa! Sounding!

I'm pretty sure this means I now get the topic death penalty, right?
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:41 PM   #142
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Just give me your address and enough time for me to go buy a lead pipe.
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:52 PM   #143
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they say there is a first time for everything. until now i didn't think that was true.

elspode just posted a comment that i didn't enjoy. actually, what is the opposite of enjoy? i think i will go rub my eyeballs with a rusty paperclip and poor a couple bottles of bleach in. thanks els.
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Old 06-10-2005, 05:19 PM   #144
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What in the world is the derivation of the name "sounding," though? That doesn't make sense.
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Old 06-10-2005, 05:21 PM   #145
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Heart I've seen, I can't imagine someone putting in the detail work for a smiley face.
it was a good try at it at least the eyes were easy but the "smiley" portion looked a little crooked....hey, she got an "A" for effort!
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Old 06-10-2005, 08:50 PM   #146
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So, while searching for the definition for "sounding" I came across this link, which I think will help those of you suffering from bleach eyes. It isn't quite what I had expected to find, but then again, this article has nothing to do with what I was looking for:

Interesting article about names
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Old 06-10-2005, 09:01 PM   #147
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Okay, found it . Probably NSFW.
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Old 06-10-2005, 09:41 PM   #148
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I've always wanted to ask a girl to shave into the shape of a fig leaf and dye it green.
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:13 PM   #149
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That pretty much covers it. I don't suppose any of you would be made any happier by my revelation that the book in which I discovered it actually had *pictures*...

It was quite a book. We were passing it around at a largish Pagan party, marveling at the creative and diverse perversions depicted therein. The acts were actually numbered and cross-referenced in a scholarly manner, and so for months thereafter, people would see each other and say something like "Number 78", and everyone would go "Ewwwwww....".
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Old 06-11-2005, 01:27 AM   #150
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sound(4)
v. sound·ed, sound·ing, sounds
v. tr.
1. To measure the depth of (water), especially by means of a weighted line; fathom.
2. To try to learn the attitudes or opinions of: sounded out her feelings.
3. To probe (a body cavity) with a sound.

v. intr.
1. To measure depth.
2. To dive swiftly downward. Used of a whale or fish.
3. To look into a possibility; investigate.

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An instrument used to examine or explore body cavities, as for foreign bodies or other abnormalities, or to dilate strictures in them.
Apparently, for once, it is the appropriate medical terminology.

Unlike "felching".
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