7/1/2002: Panda porn

Undertoad · 07-01-2002, 11:53 AM

A few decades back China gave the U.S. two pandas as a gift. The zookeepers tried to get them to mate, but they never got the job done.

Maybe they just needed a good VHS of some really hot panda love.

Because this is what they're trying now, in China: this zookeeper is showing a male giant panda a tape of two other pandas. <i>Doing it.</i>

Does it work? Apparently it does, because the Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center has successfully taken 20 pandas in 1998 up to 55 pandas now.

vsp · 07-01-2002, 02:12 PM

Okay, this may be a stupid question, BUT...

Can the panda even _see_ the image on the screen? I know that (for example) a dog's vision is quite different from a human's; from what I've read, a dog would see at most a wildly flickering image.

The sounds of panda-rutting would still get through, of course...

verbatim · 07-01-2002, 02:14 PM

Who'se worse: the people who show the panda porn, or the people who made it?

warch · 07-01-2002, 03:16 PM

Porn? ..eh hem, I prefer the phrase "erotic panda edu-tainment".

07-01-2002, 11:53 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/1/2002: Panda porn A few decades back China gave the U.S. two pandas as a gift. The zookeepers tried to get them to mate, but they never got the job done. Maybe they just needed a good VHS of some really hot panda love. Because this is what they're trying now, in China: this zookeeper is showing a male giant panda a tape of two other pandas. <i>Doing it.</i> Does it work? Apparently it does, because the Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center has successfully taken 20 pandas in 1998 up to 55 pandas now.

07-01-2002, 02:12 PM	#2
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Re: 7/1/2002: Panda porn Okay, this may be a stupid question, BUT... Can the panda even _see_ the image on the screen? I know that (for example) a dog's vision is quite different from a human's; from what I've read, a dog would see at most a wildly flickering image. The sounds of panda-rutting would still get through, of course...

07-01-2002, 02:14 PM	#3
verbatim Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Pennsultucky Posts: 199	Who'se worse: the people who show the panda porn, or the people who made it? __________________ <-- I'm with stupid

07-01-2002, 03:16 PM	#4
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Porn? ..eh hem, I prefer the phrase "erotic panda edu-tainment".

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