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Old 01-28-2017, 05:54 PM   #1
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NSFW but not WTF, just NSFW

I absolutely love this painting. A powerful statement.
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Old 02-13-2017, 02:42 PM   #2
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These a very short videos of a woman playing with fruit. They're mp4s on instagram so I'll give you the links.

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Old 02-13-2017, 03:08 PM   #3
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Ok, now I can't eat fruit around people anymore.
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Old 02-14-2017, 07:49 AM   #4
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:03 AM   #5
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Old 02-14-2017, 04:46 PM   #6
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So, I was looking for the date of Steak and a BJ day....




The grapefruit technique. It's interesting.....but the video's highlight is the aggressive way and the noises she makes when demonstrating.
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Old 02-14-2017, 07:23 PM   #7
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I like her technique but the hole she cut is waaay to big.
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:49 PM   #8
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I would need a bigger grapefruit, maybe use a cantaloupe.

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Old 02-15-2017, 02:21 PM   #9
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I still don't want grapefruit juice in m'peehole.

And too much noise.

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Old 02-15-2017, 04:14 PM   #10
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The cantaloupe has a hollow center. Maybe a Watermelon for your huge wang?
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Old 02-15-2017, 08:45 PM   #11
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More like huge imagination.

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Old 02-22-2017, 01:52 PM   #12
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Ever wonder how they make sex dolls?

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Old 02-22-2017, 04:58 PM   #13
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Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.
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Old 02-22-2017, 10:08 PM   #14
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Funny, and treated. a little sad how he was treated.
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Old 02-22-2017, 10:40 PM   #15
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Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.
What are you doing in this thread, people will think you're a dirty girl... at least we'll hope so.
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