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Old 06-07-2011, 12:58 PM   #31
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Well, when the unemployment office calls Jerry's apartment, George is in the bathroom and Kramer answers the phone. That's when George comes running out screaming "SAY VANDALAY INDUSTRIES..." with his pants down around his ankles. Jerry says "and you want to be my latex salesman."

Maybe you had to be there.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:50 AM   #32
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Big V, There's a 2 day gap in your posting, does that mean they called and you have an interview/job?????

Limey, business or pleasure? I'd never heard of your destinations (so I google mapped them and now know where they lie)...tell us a bit more about what's on offer (so to speak).
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:13 AM   #33
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I was feeling slightly euphoric finishing my classes, but now I am feeling anti euphoric, grumpy even. I am never grumpy which makes me feel grumpy about it.

I think I will do something domestic to shake myself out of it, like garden a little.
(after the soil thaws )
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:40 AM   #34
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Big V, There's a 2 day gap in your posting, does that mean they called and you have an interview/job?????

Limey, business or pleasure? I'd never heard of your destinations (so I google mapped them and now know where they lie)...tell us a bit more about what's on offer (so to speak).
casi, did you read the title of the thread?

a call from a potential employer==euphoric

imminent==momentary.

translation, I've been watching the fucking phone not ring for two and a half days now. Not euphoric any more. But like Skinner's rat, I keep leaping at the handset when I hear a beep. My son's called, etc. No phone interview though.

sorry for posting in wrong thread. sue me. :grrrr:
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:38 PM   #35
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Casi - bidness. I'll post elsewhere of impressions and such!
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Old 06-10-2011, 06:44 AM   #36
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casi, did you read the title of the thread?

a call from a potential employer==euphoric

imminent==momentary.

translation, I've been watching the fucking phone not ring for two and a half days now. Not euphoric any more. But like Skinner's rat, I keep leaping at the handset when I hear a beep. My son's called, etc. No phone interview though.

sorry for posting in wrong thread. sue me. :grrrr:
My turn to apologise now for not reading all the other threads before I posted (not taking the piss here).
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Old 06-10-2011, 09:15 AM   #37
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not sure what you're apologizing for casi. Unless you were the one who is supposed to call me. :grr:

I'm cranky, that's all.


ON A DIFFERENT NOTE--

I'm euphoric today because one young person is graduating from college this week and another young person is passing his English class.

Euphoria indeed!

(Just so you all don't think I'm merely easily euphoric, neither of these facts were true last week.)
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:16 AM   #38
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(Just so you all don't think I'm merely easily euphoric, neither of these facts were true last week.)
Wouldn't want to be slutty in one's euphoricness now, would one?

Seriously though, great news about certain people in your life doing great things.

Last edited by casimendocina; 06-10-2011 at 11:18 AM. Reason: Does it really matter what order the ph and r go in?
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:18 AM   #39
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Certain news about great people doing certain things...
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:24 AM   #40
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News certain, things certain, people great.
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Old 06-10-2011, 11:27 AM   #41
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It's a reverse pyramid.
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:44 PM   #42
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:49 PM   #43
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