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Old 12-07-2005, 12:06 AM   #1
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Stupid criminals !!!!!

This one is from memphis , look out cheese eaters !!!!!

http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news...C-943CE44BC971


http://www.kthv.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=21696

On the local radio station they said she couldn't raise the cash being a HO !!!

Sorta makes you wounder HOW she was going to be a model , don't it ???
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Old 12-07-2005, 12:55 AM   #2
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Cheese is addictive ... and the street value is way up since Atkins and South Beach, man.

Got any Gouda? You know I'm good for it, right buddy? Have I ever mentioned to you that I never get enough cheese??
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Old 12-09-2005, 11:23 AM   #3
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She doesn't look like she hails from east Tennessee... but jayzus.

Been through eastern Tennessee once. The place is really shaky.
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:08 PM   #4
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This is some woefully incomplete reporting.

What the hell were these guys doing with big bags of white cheese?!!
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:26 PM   #5
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Sounds like they were making it.
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Old 12-09-2005, 04:30 PM   #6
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Dude "got " a big ass block of cheese and was selling it in chunks and baggies of grated cheese ,

This was in memphis , WESTERN TN , BIIIIIIIG DIFFERENCE !!!!
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:36 AM   #7
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rob a karate school?

BOGOTA (AFP) - A feckless stick-up man chose the wrong target when he was beaten and hospitalized in an attempted robbery of a karate school in Bucaramanga in northwestern Colombia, police said.

The man entered the academy with a firearm, but could not intimidate the dozens of students, who fortunately reacted and disarmed him," said Colonel Julio Cesar Santoyo, police commander in the province of Santander.
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:55 PM   #8
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She doesn't look like she hails from east Tennessee... but jayzus.

Been through eastern Tennessee once. The place is really shaky.

Alrighty - when exactly was the last time you looked at a map? Memphis - west (way west) - Knoxville, Chattanooga - east (way east) - No she doesn't look "Tennesseean", I think perhaps, she's "transplanted" from somewhere south?
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:11 PM   #9
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People in the home gave police permission to search it. They found only the cheese.
What, no crackers?
Definitely suspect.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:22 AM   #10
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Cheese it, the cops!
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Old 09-12-2007, 06:04 AM   #11
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Ha! nice
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:16 AM   #12
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Well, I crossed TN east to west -- and the western end of the state really seems to have everything much more together than the eastern.

That road trip is also why I stopped hating country music. By central TN in such a trip country starts making actual sense. This was its natural environment.
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:27 PM   #13
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She doesn't look like she hails from east Tennessee... but jayzus.

Been through eastern Tennessee once. The place is really shaky.
What the fuck? East Tennessee has a huge Mexican population. Don't know if that's her background or not, but she wouldn't look out of place.

That's where my husband is from, by the way. The nature of the terrain (lots of mountains and protected forest land) means that there is a lot of crime because it's so easy to hide from the police, but there are also a lot of really good people and beautiful places. It's not as much culturally fucked up as it is naturally attractive to fucked-up people.
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:28 PM   #14
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:56 PM   #15
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Family values are what your family values. If their's are fucked up, probably your's will be too.
Huh? Who said anything about family values?
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