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Old 04-19-2011, 11:58 PM   #16
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No one. The Wife doesn't like using the computer, so....
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:04 AM   #17
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If I died, beest would tell you. Maybe not straight away. Maybe after 6 months or so. In a thread where people got so pissed off at me in my absence they mentioned paintball.
Would he put bits of your ashes in little paint ball orbs and fire them at various random people across the city? I think that would be a cool way to go....


My family knows I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on the local rugby pitch right before a match. I participated in that one time and thought it was so very cool.
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:06 AM   #18
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What would happen is Mr. Clod would be checking my email account after my death, since tons of important crap about the kids goes through there. And sooner or later he would see something come in from Bruce, and then he would probably reply and let Bruce know, and figure Bruce would take care of letting the rest of you know.
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:21 AM   #19
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um yes... did we not aleady miss you when you had a quiet spell?
Y'all did? Aww....I don't remember. My memory is failing me.
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Old 04-20-2011, 06:20 AM   #20
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I suspect J would bob on and let y'all know.
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Old 04-20-2011, 06:43 AM   #21
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Hmm, I doubt any one would think to do so. One of the cellarites on my facebook might see it on there and tell the rest of y'all. That is, if someone posts my death on facebook. Maybe I should leave a request in my will. Just in case, never know whats gonna happen.
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Old 04-20-2011, 07:30 AM   #22
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Old 04-20-2011, 10:07 AM   #23
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Yeah, mtp brought up a good point...some folks are connected through facebook and would probably figure it out.
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Old 04-20-2011, 10:42 AM   #24
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I got this in an email today I don't paintball but Monster's post reminded me

Action Park Paintball
Action Park Paintball Address:
11951 Harrison Road, Mishawaka, IN 46544
Mishawaka, Indiana 46544
Phone: (574) 674-4263
Website: Click here for website
Map / Directions
See This Deal
Pricing Info:
List Price: $50.00
Your Price: $19.00
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To see the description and any restrictions for this deal, please click on the 'See This Deal' button.

here is the deal button link
http://supersavingsocial.halfoffdeal...5&dtz=20110420

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Old 04-20-2011, 11:17 AM   #25
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No one, you'll all have to figure it out.
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:33 PM   #26
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I died 3 years ago and STILL no one has noticed!

(FYI, Hell only has dial-up)
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:43 PM   #27
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(FYI, Hell only has dial-up)

So that's where I have been all these years!
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Old 04-20-2011, 12:44 PM   #28
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good one.
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Old 04-20-2011, 01:24 PM   #29
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Mum is uber-organised about death.
She passed it on to me.
There were raised eyebrows in my previous job about who should be contacted on the occasion of injury/ death. I listed about five different people. But I didn't live with a partner, and my parents were often away.

Anyway, I am super-organised too.
My bro knows my Cellar username and password, but knows he could contact UT.
He also has Bruce's email address, and Dani's mobile.

To be fair, this partly comes from a conversation we had when we went on a coach holiday to Spain. Ste was 15, I was 18. I've no idea how or why Mum allowed me to take him across the Continent! But we agreed that should we go on an optional excursion (our passports held by the hotel) we would be hard to identify. I had no driving licence, credit or debit card (I had a cashpoint card which I left at home as it wouldn't work in Spain) and no dental history.

Ste had had lost of dental work, but what if his skull was pulverised?

Bugged us both for years.
So he doesn't think it's weird to have to come here in the event of my death.
I think he's just grateful I haven't given him a calling list of furriners.
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Old 04-20-2011, 01:43 PM   #30
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I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like:
"Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers".

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