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lumberjim · 10-10-2014, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

haha...it's funny really. I had always just assumed that Jim farted a lot anyway. Not sure why, and I know it's probably rude, but I just figured you might be the type who farts then smiles and checks to see who's gagging.

I can see you thinking that, with the way I comport myself, but quite the opposite is true. I can only recall one time that I farted for effect.

I was going upstairs to the accounting office, where the executive bathroom is.... because I had to use the loo. As I passed JimCook and Andrew, they were discussing what type of heat they had in their houses. Electric or Gas.

I said I have gas! and ripped one. and we laughed and laughed.

My brother, on the other hand, once Sharted on himself trying to gross out his buddies. He was out on a boat at the time, so he just jumped in the lake and rinsed off.... but that would give me a kaniption.

lumberjim · 10-10-2014, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

The gas is a byproduct of all the dying carb-eating bacteria species that you are no longer feeding. Die-off is usually 7-10 days unless you had some major illness going on before. It will stop soon, I promise.

I hope to christ you're right. I've got to go get more preparation H after work today. This morning I pooped a hammer. then about half an hour ago, I pooped a Pinpression of a Bison.

lumberjim · 10-10-2014, 01:18 PM

Flaming lava dagger. I'm being so good to you now, body. Why are you punishing me? Stupid body.

Lola Bunny · 10-10-2014, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I fart so openly in front of my family, I sometimes have to remind myself that I can't just do it anywhere.

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Yeah, me too. lol. Even adens gf. I realised i might not in front of mavs new gf though...yet. lol

Thank you, ladies, for saying this outloud. I thought I was the only one and was embarrassed to admit it here.

Lola Bunny · 10-10-2014, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I've got to go get more preparation H after work today.

Does that thing really help relieve the pain and inflammation?

Gravdigr · 10-10-2014, 02:39 PM

I just got GrandCherokeeOne back from the local Jeep dealer. There was a recall issued about them having the fuel tank rupture in a rear-end collision. Took it to the dealer, they used a special tool to check clearance between the hitch and the fuel tank. If there's not enough, you get a brand new dealer-installed hitch.

Me and Uncledigr put on the hitch that's on GCOne, waaaay back when Popdigr was still recovering from a quintuple bypass. Apparently, it didn't pass muster as far as clearance is concerned, cuz, the dealer took off the old hitch, and bolted me a brand spanking Jeep™ trailer hitch on there. 20 years old and 226,500 miles and Jeep bought me a new hitch!

Just had a new water pump put on a couple days ago. And Popdigr literally just changed the oil for me.

Old GrandCherokeeOne has been shown more love in the last week, than it's had in five years.

Wonder what the old one could bring on Craig'sList?

Carruthers · 10-10-2014, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I just got GrandCherokeeOne back from the local Jeep dealer. There was a recall issued about them having the fuel tank rupture in a rear-end collision. Took it to the dealer, they used a special tool to check clearance between the hitch and the fuel tank. If there's not enough, you get a brand new dealer-installed hitch.

Me and Uncledigr put on the hitch that's on GCOne, waaaay back when Popdigr was still recovering from a quintuple bypass. Apparently, it didn't pass muster as far as clearance is concerned, cuz, the dealer took off the old hitch, and bolted me a brand spanking Jeep™ trailer hitch on there. 20 years old and 226,500 miles and Jeep bought me a new hitch!

Just had a new water pump put on a couple days ago. And Popdigr literally just changed the oil for me.

Old GrandCherokeeOne has been shown more love in the last week, than it's had in five years.

Wonder what the old one could bring on Craig'sList?

This is all very well, but where's the fart reference?

Gravdigr · 10-10-2014, 03:00 PM

Sorry.

What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

But, it does, doesn't it? (Leave a-hole)

Undertoad · 10-10-2014, 03:07 PM

Aw why you... I oughta...

Griff · 10-10-2014, 04:17 PM

Well played.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-15-2014, 11:44 AM

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I'm being so good to you now, body. Why are you punishing me? Stupid body.

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Old GrandCherokeeOne has been shown more love in the last week, than it's had in five years.

Start listening for backfires.

Gravdigr · 10-15-2014, 03:47 PM

That's when ya trade in.

When she starts leaking up front, and backfiring.

Aliantha · 10-15-2014, 03:52 PM

OMG, I'm about to get traded in! I knew there was something weird going on.

orthodoc · 10-15-2014, 10:02 PM

So that's the sign ... thanks grav! When I start leaking up front and also backfiring, I'll make sure it's worth it - before I get traded in.

I'm just afraid I'll have the runs during my exam tomorrow. Nervousness, y'know? I'd hate to fail my exam because I was in the ladies' room.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-16-2014, 09:41 AM

Don't forget that lady farts smell worse.

10-10-2014, 01:18 PM	#93
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Flaming lava dagger. I'm being so good to you now, body. Why are you punishing me? Stupid body. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-10-2014, 02:39 PM	#96
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I just got GrandCherokeeOne back from the local Jeep dealer. There was a recall issued about them having the fuel tank rupture in a rear-end collision. Took it to the dealer, they used a special tool to check clearance between the hitch and the fuel tank. If there's not enough, you get a brand new dealer-installed hitch. Me and Uncledigr put on the hitch that's on GCOne, waaaay back when Popdigr was still recovering from a quintuple bypass. Apparently, it didn't pass muster as far as clearance is concerned, cuz, the dealer took off the old hitch, and bolted me a brand spanking Jeep™ trailer hitch on there. 20 years old and 226,500 miles and Jeep bought me a new hitch! Just had a new water pump put on a couple days ago. And Popdigr literally just changed the oil for me. Old GrandCherokeeOne has been shown more love in the last week, than it's had in five years. Wonder what the old one could bring on Craig'sList? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-10-2014, 03:00 PM	#98
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sorry. What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't leave a hole. But, it does, doesn't it? (Leave a-hole) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-10-2014, 04:17 PM	#100
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Well played. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-15-2014, 03:47 PM	#102
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's when ya trade in. When she starts leaking up front, and backfiring. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-10-2014, 03:07 PM	#99
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Aw why you... I oughta...

10-15-2014, 03:52 PM	#103
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	OMG, I'm about to get traded in! I knew there was something weird going on. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-15-2014, 10:02 PM	#104
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	So that's the sign ... thanks grav! When I start leaking up front and also backfiring, I'll make sure it's worth it - before I get traded in. I'm just afraid I'll have the runs during my exam tomorrow. Nervousness, y'know? I'd hate to fail my exam because I was in the ladies' room. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-16-2014, 09:41 AM	#105
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't forget that lady farts smell worse. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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